Boris Johnson says ...

[Sliver]

So according to Boris, Clegg is a prophylactic therefore Cameron is a penis.

Sounds legit to me.

 

[tom_e]

Boris did not say condom, it is the interpretation of the media and listeners.

Ok, I never said he did. My point was that condom makes it a nice little media tag line unlike rubber glove or anything else.

 

[Cosimo]

Boris for PM surly...

He'd do well as our monarch.

 

[grudas]

I can see him killing benefits and sending out condoms to everyone.. he does sound a bit more human that the rest of them.

 

[i5aces]

Cheered me up before I finnish for the day

 

[robgmun]

Complete Legend!

 

[matt_fsr]

Epic, just epic.

 

[^TANK^]

Complete and utter sloppy **** of a man.

 

[Cosimo]

Complete and utter sloppy **** of a man.

No, that's Ken Livingston.

 

[Ryan-3]

Cleggers the lap dog! (too true )

Boris we love you.

Even though sometimes he seems as though he has lost the plot, I'd have him as PM for simply not being one of the rest.

What a guy!

 

[android guy]

Boris the buffoon & anyone who's daft to enough to vote for him if he ever became tory leader is also a buffoon, if not a bigger one.

 

[Twirlywoos]

hyperbole headlines again, not once did he call him David's condom.

 

[deanolfc]

Boris the buffoon & anyone who's daft to enough to vote for him if he ever became tory leader is also a buffoon, if not a bigger one.

+1

 

[snitcher]

lol

 

[Aedus]

Boris the buffoon & anyone who's daft to enough to vote for him if he ever became tory leader is also a buffoon, if not a bigger one.

Sir I am not a poofoon.

 

[Monkeynut]

I'm surprised Boris even knows how to put one on! Talk about theoretical knowledge.

 

[FoxEye]

He's good for funny soundbites, like Prince Philip.

But unlike Phil, I don't think he's harmless. What little I've seen of him talking policy, he's actually very, very right wing, isn't he? Typical nasty Tory

 

[Mr Badger]

He's good for funny soundbites, like Prince Philip.

But unlike Phil, I don't think he's harmless. What little I've seen of him talking policy, he's actually very, very right wing, isn't he? Typical nasty Tory

Yes, if Boris was to attain ultimate power he would doubtless turn out to be an evil, corrupt, fascist, capitalist dictator with a long list of outrageous sexual deviancies, but where was I going with this? Oh yes - but I bet that at least he would be more fun than our other recent leaders with their fake pious sincerity and smart haircuts.

 

[kindai]

I loled hard.

 

[drunkenmaster]

i love Boris, he's funny in a retarded kind of way and often says and does hilarious things. But he could do this in pretty much any job, he isn't a man that should be in a job with any real power.