Bought a bmw, seller was a clown.

[[FnG]magnolia]

Oh, I am so subscribing to this thread

 

[Stolly]

Get a M3 badge off the bay, will look mint.

 

[RandomNoob]

Buy an M3 badge off the bay, would look mint.

Ordered four of those. One for the grille - one for the boot - one for each wing

 

[Tbid]

Ordered four of those. One for the grille - one for the boot - one for each wing

Quoted for prosperity, I can see this ending in a fiery pit of doom OP

 

[Durzel]

I would imagine a 330i for this price is a shed, why would you expect anything different?

+1

Looking at it relatively speaking you got nearly 30% off the sale price, and you're complaining?

edit: Missed the rest of the thread, oh lawdy

 

[Brookert]

This thread is the complete 'how to' on chavving it up.

 

[Liampope]

Ordered four of those. One for the grille - one for the boot - one for each wing

Oh god! Must be a wind up!? Pics must be a neighbouor's/mate's/pulled off autotrader. I want my wasted life for giving serious advice back

Why do idiots who M-badge up their standard motors always put more M badges than a real one? Is it some sort of overcompensation? Like 'this is an M3. No really, THIS IS AN M3!'.

 

[bignev72]

I love how judgemental OCUK is

Popcorn time. Nom nom

 

[paddy]

Could be xx

Ordered four of those. One for the grille - one for the boot - one for each wing

I'm convinced this is a windup.

I'm praying this is a windup, either way I'm going to keep reading

Have you cut a hole in the rear skirt and fitted a second exhaust pipe, would look awesome, and make it go 25% faster

 

[Craterloads]

Harsh, not a bad looking car. £1250 is peanuts so enjoy while its lasts.

 

[EddScott]

The car in the pictures looks exactly the same as one that was in Haverfordwest until recently owned by a very short asian guy that quite likes a flutter as he's back and for to the bookies almost every day.

Is it Y reg?

I watched him do a deal with some guy with a silver Renault Scenic in our car park last week.

 

[[TW]Fox]

It's a prefacelift 330i so it's most likely an X or a Y, with a small number of '51's and a minute amount of W's.

 

[EddScott]

I'd be stunned if its not the same car.

 

[Duke]

nice m3 m8

 

[acemastr]

Makes me glad I 'only' spent £2700 on mine, and I've spent my my fair share on mine, expect cooling system to need replacing, most likely power steering pump etc.. (mine has had new of both now)

 

[GravyMonster]

nice m3 m8

Yeah, it's a well nice beemer innit.

 

[SB118]

Good grief, 1250 is my sort of budget and i'd need to be stoned off my nut to go near a 330i at that price.

Selling your organs on the black market should cover the repairs for the first year anyway.

 

[mrk]

I knew there was something off and as soon as the picture showed up as I slowly scrolled as I was reading each line I let out a massive "0.0" as the fake M3 wheels emerged pixel by pixel.


Oh Snap!

 

[Gtiracer]

This thread deserves some better pics if nothing else!

 

[Jez]

Good grief, 1250 is my sort of budget and i'd need to be stoned off my nut to go near a 330i at that price.

Selling your organs on the black market should cover the repairs for the first year anyway.

This is uttered a lot on here.

Just what is it about a 330i which you suspect will cost the poster much at all to maintain, given the mentality of somebody running a £1250 example of a 330i?

He has already posted some significant repairs which have totaled less than £100 combined!