Breast milk ice cream

[Twentyone]

Ugh :/ I would not.

There are better uses for it than making ice cream though

 

[elmuzzy66.]

wonder how long it would be before theres sperm icecream...

that i would not eat!

it would be like wine tasting i suppose.

 

[Naff8000]

hmm £15, I'll wait for the tesco value version

 

[mrk]

hmm £15, I'll wait for the tesco value version

Yes, the version that is freshly topped up by female shelf stacking staff!*









*Now that's a tongue twister to say fast!**



**As is that, jinkies!

 

[Cosimo]

hmm £15, I'll wait for the tesco value version

You can wait while they make it for you.

 

[Twentyone]

hmm £15, I'll wait for the tesco value version

I wouldn't want to see the woman who would make that

 

[LeJosh]

Yes, the version that is freshly topped up by female shelf stacking staff!*









*Now that's a tongue twister to say fast!**



**As is that, jinkies!

At least it's not Breast Cheese.

 

[DM]

now iv had a few let me tell you about the best milk shakes BAR NONE in London......

what you do is ring Henry J Beans in the Kings Rd in Chelsea, and ask for 2 butterscotch milk shakes to go.....

You then "he who dares wins it" with the nigerian traffic wardens while you park, run in and grab said shakes, 8 quid later you are the proud owner of 2 of Londons finest milk shakes

In the past this has cost me a 70 quid ticket plus the 8 quid, but even then they are delicious

You do need at least two though !

 

[WingZero30]

I thought breast milk had slight element of HIV lol

 

[Judgeneo]

I thought breast milk had slight element of HIV lol

Erm, if the woman herself has HIV maybe. But I don't think that a healthy person would suddenly produce HIV laden milk

 

[Destination]

The milk goes throuhg the same screening process that blood does, so it won't have HIV at point of supply.

Only issue I have is they could be making much better use for the milk by donations to the hospitals for premature babies so they can actually be fed on breast milk instead of supplemental forumulas where required. There is sucha breast milk bank in Northern Ireland and I think it is an excellent job.

Not enough people in the UK breastfeed, that is a shame.

 

[DM]

thats a damn shame

 

[sigma]

Mmmm.....breasts.

 

[bhavv]

Why do humans consider it more gross to consume human milk than cows milk?

 

[Rainmaker]

The milk goes throuhg the same screening process that blood does, so it won't have HIV at point of supply.

Unless I'm very much mistaken, the articles both say the donors are screened in the same way blood donors are. Their milk isn't screened itself, according to the article, just 'pasteurised'.

So while at least you know it doesn't have the bad AIDS, goodness only knows what made it through to the milk that didn't show up on a blood test... yet.

EDIT:

Health checks for the lactating women were the same used by hospitals to screen blood donors.

So who knows? While I agree it's a socially conditioned response ("Cows' milk good, breast milk bad"), I'd still rather stick to the conventional sort of ice cream, personally.

 

[Vonhelmet]

Why do humans consider it more gross to consume human milk than cows milk?

Partly because they're irrationally phobic about it. Mainly because - take my word for it guys - it doesn't taste as good as cows' milk.

 

[doofer]

Woman who's donating the milk looks like Hugh Fernley-Whatsisface in drag

 

[Sampsy]

The idea of breast milk ice cream freaks me out, as does the fact that at the same time I have no problem with milk from other species :-/

 

[Dewotter]

I don't love my mum THAT much.

 

[trigger-happy]

good for new borns or kids, never for adults lol.