Cat called for jury service :O

Greenlizard0 · 19 Jan 2011 at 08:34

dmpoole said:
But it gets tedious with so many threads having Daily Mail links and idiots are all over it posting 'Lol Daily Fail' when it turns out to be true.
In fact I don't remember seeing a thread with a Daily Mail link when it wasn't true (I don't read every thread though).

But that's because now people tend to source check before they're ridiculed. A lot of stories used to be posted that were just DM embellishments.

Even it holds up as a source, it usually still differs in emphasis compared to the Beeb or Independent for example.

shotgunshand · 19 Jan 2011 at 10:32

Kitty got called!

pauLAW · 19 Jan 2011 at 10:36

Yanks for you!

Casdawer · 19 Jan 2011 at 10:36

LOLAGE

The Dread Pirate · 19 Jan 2011 at 10:40

"Has the Jury Reached a Verdict!"

"prrrrr"

"Erm...well do you find the defendant Guilty or not guilty"

"MEEEEOW"

"Right...You have been found.... "MEEEOW" by this court of law and you are hereby sentenced to death by Cheezburger!"

pauLAW · 19 Jan 2011 at 10:54

I would let the cat take the stand....its America, I don think the IQ can be much different to some of the people that get called up.

dalin80 · 19 Jan 2011 at 11:17

The problem is bias, cats as a species hate mankind and are simply biding their time until total domination, so your much more likely to get a guilty verdict purely through spite.

catcrazy · 16 Apr 2017 at 23:52

I was looking for a while now what really happened to the cat and hoped to the result of taking the cat to court. I found out they did resolve the issue but the press was going on about it. It is not true that all their proof was ignored. The cat was discharged a long time ago when reported as a cat. See this link http://www.libdemvoice.org/cat-sal-esposito-summoned-for-jury-service-22861.html A friend told me that a cat had to go an ultra-orthodox Jewish in Israel as a student because of a mix-up. Normally ultra-orthodox men have to attend a Jeshiva after they finished school instead of going to work or go to the army. Imagine a cat becomes a soldier or goes to a job interview maybe as a bank clerk. Mmm! Can I trust this cat with my money?

There can be mistakes on both sides and often there is a mix-up with bureaucracy. So there is always some truth in it.

Mobius 1 · 16 Apr 2017 at 23:57

Seems like a bit of a cat-astrophe to me

Malevolence · 16 Apr 2017 at 23:59

Holy thread necromancy, Batman.

Pawnless Endgame · 17 Apr 2017 at 00:16

Hades · 17 Apr 2017 at 00:17

WTF is going on here? A six year thread necro as a first post :confused:

Whitewater · 17 Apr 2017 at 00:18

I had a feline this thread would be ap-paw-ling.

Hades · 17 Apr 2017 at 01:41

Well the tail did give me paws for thought.

Akagi · 17 Apr 2017 at 02:06

@catcrazy Thanks for the confusion you noodle...

I tried to click that link about 5 times before I realised why it wasn't working!!

peterwalkley · 17 Apr 2017 at 09:38

If cats have 9 lives, how many do threads about cats have ?

Efour · 17 Apr 2017 at 15:25

catcrazy said:
I was looking for a while now what really happened to the cat and hoped to the result of taking the cat to court. I found out they did resolve the issue but the press was going on about it. It is not true that all their proof was ignored. The cat was discharged a long time ago when reported as a cat. See this link http://www.libdemvoice.org/cat-sal-esposito-summoned-for-jury-service-22861.html A friend told me that a cat had to go an ultra-orthodox Jewish in Israel as a student because of a mix-up. Normally ultra-orthodox men have to attend a Jeshiva after they finished school instead of going to work or go to the army. Imagine a cat becomes a soldier or goes to a job interview maybe as a bank clerk. Mmm! Can I trust this cat with my money?

There can be mistakes on both sides and often there is a mix-up with bureaucracy. So there is always some truth in it.

This is the best first post ever