Hitchhike to Dover then swim to France would be a little faster...walk

I just flew there £10 return from Glasgow Prestwick, however £26 euro return bus to central Paris and airport.
. Ryanair offer a lot of £0 flights, but then see the taxes rise accordinglyYes it cost me a flat £10 return, however not checked in baggage. But for 5days my rugby bag was enough and was fine for hand luggage, infact more than enough for 5daysPlus taxes, bagage etc etc. Did not cost a flat £10 did it?.. Ryanair offer a lot of £0 flights, but then see the taxes rise accordingly
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