Cheeky mare upstairs

Soldato
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We live in a building of 4 flats, ours being the bottom garden flat. We own the garden round the back.

The other day I was happily sat in the lounge playing my 360 when I spot a strange bloke in our garden picking at our ewe tree. I promptly got to my feet and banged on the window demanding to know who he was, he pointed upwards and then shortly afterwards darted off. Being a bit perplexed by this I ignored it and carried on.

Later on that day the mrs receives a text from the woman who lives in the top floor flat, apologising because she had her mate had been caught in our garden. Apparently she has sent him down to the front garden to get some rosemary! How the hell he couldn't tell the difference between a ewe tree and rosemary bush god only knows!

Just realised this morning however, that there isn't a rosemary bush in the front garden, only the back garden. Which we own!!! Cheeky cow!

I wouldn't mind her having a bit of rosemary, but at least have the common decency to ask first!!!!
 
I vote for telling her to help herself whenever she wants and then during the night paint every leave on your bush with some LSD.
 
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