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Apparently when I was very young I was a raging racist. My dad was watching a boxing match and I pointed at the TV and shouted MONKEYS!!! 
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Apparently when I was very young I was a raging racist. My dad was watching a boxing match and I pointed at the TV and shouted MONKEYS!!!
i did notice my son looking quite bemused at waiter when we went out for a curry the other night. i guess i will have to have a skin colour conversation at some point.
It occurred to me there is a downside to indoctrinating your children to listen to Led Zeppelin when I picked up my son, from nursery, only to have to explain to a rather pretty young lady why he had said to her:
"Hey hey mama said the way you move,
Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove."
Was rather hoping I was going to get another 10 years before he started all that business.
"Hey hey mama said the way you move,
Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove."
Was rather hoping I was going to get another 10 years before he started all that business.
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When I was a nipper my parents convinced me that when I lied my nose flashed... Hilariously this meant that I covered my nose every time I was dishonest 
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my brother used to kiss old ladies everywhere.. 
my brother used to kiss old ladies everywhere..
Please say you mean location "everywhere".
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My bro got into trouble when he was in primary school for telling some asian lad how babies are really created(both were around 10 years old). His parents had been telling him they come out of an egg and he totaly beleived it
My bro's hindu teacher seemed to think this was bang out of order and took the angry mothers side when she complained about it and started asking my bro and his friends highly innapropriate questions that any other teacher would have been sacked for.....i remember she said to my mother at one point "im here to bring you people out of the darkness and into the light"
OK so thats what that magic dot on her heads for? ****
As a kid i used to think i could take objects out of the TV or if i closed my eyes nobody could see me.id also use some cuddly toy to change the channel when my parents were watching TV because i thought they would give that into trouble instead of me.i must have been a retard.
My bro's hindu teacher seemed to think this was bang out of order and took the angry mothers side when she complained about it and started asking my bro and his friends highly innapropriate questions that any other teacher would have been sacked for.....i remember she said to my mother at one point "im here to bring you people out of the darkness and into the light"
OK so thats what that magic dot on her heads for? ****As a kid i used to think i could take objects out of the TV or if i closed my eyes nobody could see me.id also use some cuddly toy to change the channel when my parents were watching TV because i thought they would give that into trouble instead of me.i must have been a retard.
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When I was young, I was watching the launch of the National Lottery and I heard they were drawing number "at random". I thought this was a special place where the lottery was held for some reason.
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i don't mean everywhere as in body parts lol.. no i mean on a bus/street/restaurant literally everywhere he sees an old lady he used to run up to get and kiss her hand
i've no idea where that came from tho
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my brother used to kiss old ladies everywhere..
ergh... all over?
did you actually mean that?
(re read it if you arent sure what i mean)On a busy London street when I was much younger, my 5 year old brother pointed at an unconscious tramp outside a pub and shouted, "Mummy. Is that man dead?"
Everyone around us started laughing!
hilarious
Hahahaha!