Do we know what would happen if I won?!
But you can only travel like a Knight on a chessboard (scale 1sq = 10mile^2)
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Choose your superpower...
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Caporegime
Lol. Still worth it though.Only under the condition that you are also attracted to your own......
Caporegime
I'd like to be able to watch all the films ever made but at the same time. That would be rad as flip.
Soldato
Granted. But you have to watch them with no sound or subtitles and a jackhammer is being used in the adjacent room. Enjoy.
I don’t need a super power.....I already have one.
Caporegime
Ok second thoughts, I would have the ability to bolster twelve husk nuts to each girldle-jerry, while flex tandems press a task apparatus of ten vertically composited patch-hamplers. Then, pin-flam-fastened pan traps at both maiden-apexes of the jim-joist.
Soldato
How about the ability to kill a Yak from 50 yards away. With mind bullets!
Time travel.
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Every time you change time zone your penis shrinks by 1cm
Soldato
Every time his penis shrinks by 1cm, your skin becomes more greyscale until you eventually look like John Major.
My superpower would be to prevent Brexit. Do your worst with your caveat
Associate
Every time his penis shrinks by 1cm, your skin becomes more greyscale until you eventually look like John Major.
My superpower would be to prevent Brexit. Do your worst with your caveat
You keep us in Europe but it is taken over by Putin who instantly bans anyone called Pawnless Endgame
Means as you lot did me over last time ill go with invincibility instead
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Granted, but you've to sit on a corner sofa for the rest of eternity.
Caporegime
Oof, tough crowd tonight
Soldato
Granted.
However the UK will be over run with immigrants, the NHS will collapse and UK born nationals will all be made unemployed by the rampant immigration.
(Before the pro brexit frothers jump in this is a joke - sad you have to caveat a joke caveat!!)
Soldato
Granted.
However
You immediately burst into flames. Permanently. Invincible and on fire for ever. Enjoy.
(Edited - I’ll save that one for another time)
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Cybernetic enhancements or full body conversions (as in Robocop)
To be able to have 'restore points' in my life so that I can avoid making big mistakes
or preferably, be a blend of
Judge Dredd
Conan The Barbarian
Nemesis The Warlock
Doom guy
The protagonist in Wolfenstein
To be able to have 'restore points' in my life so that I can avoid making big mistakes
or preferably, be a blend of
Judge Dredd
Conan The Barbarian
Nemesis The Warlock
Doom guy
The protagonist in Wolfenstein
Denied!
Soldato
Understand and speak every language in the universe, including sign language and writing.
Caporegime
So you want us to paint you gold and make you exceedingly camp? Wish granted!
Soldato