Classes For Women

gillywibble · 3 Mar 2010 at 18:19

Classes for Women

Spring Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Sat., May 29, 2010

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Shop Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMT - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Upon completion of ANY of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors

Fegruson · 3 Mar 2010 at 18:23

TFleming · 3 Mar 2010 at 18:25

Lol at 6) my gf needs a lesson on that!!

cambb · 3 Mar 2010 at 18:29

very good.

Greenlizard0 · 3 Mar 2010 at 18:29

"THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE"

The first time I heard that phrase I thought of an amazing place with giant lego and wooden trains everywhere.

Cosimo · 3 Mar 2010 at 19:22

I hear that they’re putting on some seminars as well:

Driving I: Getting Past Automatic Transmission
Driving II: The Meaning of Blinking Orange Lights
Driving III: Approximating a Constant Speed
Driving IV: Makeup and Driving: It's As Simple As Oil and Water

Communication Skills I: Tears-The Last Resort, Not the First
Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want, Without Nagging

BENJAMIN HERBLE · 3 Mar 2010 at 20:06

will that be followed by;
how to wash up, no! really! other men do do it!
recycle the what?
I cant get the tablet thinggy in the tray .............( washing machine)
what class is our 6 year old in?
what allergy?
when did you go veggie?
sorry, no cant remember yer Mums name....

LeJosh · 3 Mar 2010 at 20:11

Greenlizard0 said:
"THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE"

The first time I heard that phrase I thought of an amazing place with giant lego and wooden trains everywhere.

Sounds like such a glorious place.

Westyfield2 · 3 Mar 2010 at 20:22

Sadly they're fully booked :/

twist3d0n3 · 3 Mar 2010 at 20:23

is this mandatory for all women? should be if not...

No1newts · 3 Mar 2010 at 20:39

simulatorman said:
I hear that they’re putting on some seminars as well:

Driving I: Getting Past Automatic Transmission
Driving II: The Meaning of Blinking Orange Lights
Driving III: Approximating a Constant Speed
Driving IV: Makeup and Driving: It's As Simple As Oil and Water

Communication Skills I: Tears-The Last Resort, Not the First
Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want, Without Nagging

Lulz at communication skills I

Ken · 3 Mar 2010 at 21:47

Classes for Men

Spring Classes for Men at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Sat., May 29, 2010

Class 1

Sexist Humour - How it is primitive + FREE LESSON ON BEING ORIGINAL
Standup comedy
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours, extra tuition available for dumbnuts

No1newts · 3 Mar 2010 at 22:01

Ken said:
Classes for Men

Spring Classes for Men at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Sat., May 29, 2010

Class 1

Sexist Humour - How it is primitive + FREE LESSON ON BEING ORIGINAL
Standup comedy
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours, extra tuition available for dumbnuts

We would see you there but I am sure you will be too busy cultivating them ovaries you are growing, good luck with that

BrandyShot · 3 Mar 2010 at 22:10

No1newts said:
We would see you there but I am sure you will be too busy cultivating them ovaries you are growing, good luck with that

lol

Ken · 3 Mar 2010 at 22:19

No1newts said:
We would see you there but I am sure you will be too busy cultivating them ovaries you are growing, good luck with that

That's no reason to not tagging along though.