Classy Insults

Grandmaster Fap! · 31 Jan 2011 at 21:00

EdGey said:
Yes, but only if its not aimed at perfect Americans. Or other people who have moved to America and think they are perfect.

Americans dont think they're perfect, just better than everyone else

ZeniTimes · 31 Jan 2011 at 21:52

EdGey said:
Yes, but only if its not aimed at perfect Americans. Or other people who have moved to America and think they are perfect.

A good insult would then be "your mums an american"

wannabedamned · 31 Jan 2011 at 21:54

"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright

Love it

oli collett · 31 Jan 2011 at 21:56

You'll find plenty in here:
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Christopher_Hitchens

markweatherill · 31 Jan 2011 at 22:00

But this is the internet, where 'YOUR GAY' is all you need.

buchtis · 31 Jan 2011 at 22:02

Excellent, loved reading through some of those. Anyone got any more of these quotes?

ZeniTimes · 31 Jan 2011 at 22:03

markweatherill said:
But this is the internet, where 'YOUR GAY' is all you need.

Don't forget also "your mums gay"

Sukh · 31 Jan 2011 at 22:08

Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.”
Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.”

Castiel · 31 Jan 2011 at 22:13

Greenlizard0 said:
You'll notice that a lot of these are by Englishmen, who by and large possess wit compared to most if not all Americans.

Not all Americans....

'What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?'

[TW]Sponge · 31 Jan 2011 at 22:21

Your potential grandchildren died on your daughters face last night.

Redz · 31 Jan 2011 at 22:30

Castiel said:
'What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?'

The blade may be dull.

Castiel · 31 Jan 2011 at 22:32

Redz said:
The blade may be dull.

That is the secret about a Rapier, it has no need of a sharp blade....

Redz · 31 Jan 2011 at 22:35

Castiel said:
That is the secret about a Rapier, it has no need of a sharp blade....

Then the point needs to be sharper than the tongue

Castiel · 31 Jan 2011 at 22:41

Redz said:
Then the point needs to be sharper than the tongue

Or the hand that wields it stronger....

Redz · 31 Jan 2011 at 22:48

Castiel said:
Or the hand that wields it stronger....

The skill to parry quicker is essential I would say

vila · 1 Feb 2011 at 00:26

Greenlizard0 said:
You'll notice that a lot of these are by Englishmen, who by and large possess wit compared to most if not all Americans.

Not many scousers either...

mattyg · 1 Feb 2011 at 00:31

Are you insinuating that I am going to tolerate such diabolical insolence, from a person who's mental capabilities are not as fully graduated as yours.

One of my dads

VFM Addict · 1 Feb 2011 at 00:42

My favorite insult is -

"He is a very private individual. He doesn't like to share his orgasms with anyone else."

BloodyL · 1 Feb 2011 at 00:51

"You only come to school 'cos it's warm" - one of my teachers way back in the 90's after I'd forgotten my homework.

smit101 · 1 Feb 2011 at 00:52

Sukh said:
Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.”
Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.”

Shouldn't that be?

BB. "Sir You are drunk"
WC. "yes! and in the morning I shall be sober,but you'll still be ugly!"