Come back later . . . I'll have more then . . .

[stockhausen]

A gang of robbers walk into a shop. The owner asks them to come back later when he has more money, and when they do . . . (LINK)

You have to despair at the modern education system.
Still, they were polite

 

[Stretch]

You have to despair at the modern education system.
Still, they were polite

There's nothing wrong with the education system. These people clearly didn't attend.

 

[Andrei23]

They clearly don’t need no education.

 

[Freakbro]

That's hilarious, even when they came back at 5.30 he told them they were too early and they still waited, giving the police time to get there

 

[Yadda]

Was there ever a less impressive story to tell at the young offenders institution?

"So woch u in fowa den?"

"Well..."

 

[Skorpion]

This is the stuff of comedy films lol.

 

[LabR@t]

They clearly don’t need no education.

By guess they are the same doctors, engineers interviewed travelling up from Syria to Germany in 2016.

 

[stockhausen]

By guess they are the same [racist rant deleted].

By guess? BY GUESS?

You have to despair at the modern education system.

 

[GravyMonster]

They clearly don’t need no education.

Perhaps they need thought control.

 

[SexyGreyFox]

During the 80s I worked in a musical instrument shop on Saturdays for a few months. A bloke came in with a Fender Stratocaster and asked me to make an offer so I said £25 and he accepted
I asked if he had anything else and he said he had a synthesizer and he could get it to me within the hour. I had a couple of coppers waiting in the back for him when we did the transaction.
The coincidence was they were my mates instruments who had them nicked the night before out of his car boot, he was a lucky boy.

 

[ZXSpectrum]

I am surprised that they were arrested rather than the EU stating that their civil liberties had been violated as they were entrapped by someone who was clearly privileged with an education and thus their human rights had been violated and sued the shop owner.

 

[No1newts]

I am surprised that they were arrested rather than the EU stating that their civil liberties had been violated as they were entrapped by someone who was clearly privileged with an education and thus their human rights had been violated and sued the shop owner.

Oh dear.

 

[BowdonUK]

I think its probably a mild form of hypnosis. The trick is to do or say something the person isn't expecting, and they subconsciously accept it.

 

[Fluffybob]

I am crying laughing at this story

 

[ZXSpectrum]

Oh dear.

You really don't think that is a possibility? Yes, it may be cynical but there have been many cases where people who pursue their own agender have used this argument to further their particular viewpoint. Whether it be political, religious etc to distract the attention away that they are criminals.