Comeback(s) for.. "I'm hungry" and "It's hot in here"

if you arent witty and funny enough to think of an instant perfect response then dont bother.

what kind of person sits in class waiting for a female to say "im hungry" just so he can say a smutty reply he asked an internet forum weeks before :/ or waiting for them to say "its hot in here"... do you seriously do that ? you seriously premeditate these things? ahaha
 
ThorpedoUK said:
How about a come back to this, speaking to a girl on the phone for 3 hours tonight who I've never met, she is not from this country and says something I don't quite catch, so I say pardon? she says it twice and I'm still struggling (hey I'm half baked) so I say what? she says your simple and blonde, I say huh? so she says 5 times over (regardless of what I say in return) so I don't know about you but that wound me up big time, so I say well wtf you talking to me for then? Just because I can't understand what you said right then, it aint my fault is it? so she just says your simple and blonde, so I told her to f off and cut her off

Ok now I'm open to abuse, but that pi$$ed me off

I can almost predict what the replies on here will be, but hey look someone has bigger problems ha ha

EDIT: and btw supposed to meet her sunday, that aint going to happen now, can you imagine me saying that to her?
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Huh?
 
ThorpedoUK said:
How about a come back to this, speaking to a girl on the phone for 3 hours tonight who I've never met, she is not from this country and says something I don't quite catch, so I say pardon? she says it twice and I'm still struggling (hey I'm half baked) so I say what? she says your simple and blonde, I say huh? so she says 5 times over (regardless of what I say in return) so I don't know about you but that wound me up big time, so I say well wtf you talking to me for then? Just because I can't understand what you said right then, it aint my fault is it? so she just says your simple and blonde, so I told her to f off and cut her off

Ok now I'm open to abuse, but that pi$$ed me off

I can almost predict what the replies on here will be, but hey look someone has bigger problems ha ha

EDIT: and btw supposed to meet her sunday, that aint going to happen now, can you imagine me saying that to her?
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LMAO
 
Fossil said:
Hello GD,

Need some help again.. :o

Target: females
Location: in class so it cannot be too dodgy to get me into trouble


For.. "I'm hungry" I was thinking along the lines of - do you want to nibble on a jumbo sausage?

"It's hot in here" - why don't you take off all your clothes?


I know you guys can do better :p
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Okay it's time for you to realise that if this is the extent of your wit, even after preparation, then you are not the 'funny guy' who gets laid for being funny.
Time to work on another part of your personality/activities and pray that that gets you laid. Do you play sports? That might work.
 
DampCat said:
I appreciate what you're trying to do here; but we're not going to be here every time you want something funny to say. After a while, she'll realise that you're just not that quick off the mark and the first few times must have been some kind of fluke... because ever since then the jokes you make are about giant sausages and make her cringe.
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You reckon she'll just think he's more than a little bit slow, not to mention a bit weird, if she says "it's hot in here" and then a week later he comes back apropos of nothing with "you're just basking in the glow of my hotness" or something equally cheesy? You may have a point there.

If it's the same girl as before then do yourself and us a favour and just ask her out or at least talk to her on some level that doesn't involve pulling her pigtails and throwing an eraser at her across the classroom to show her you like her. If memory serves from the first thread there's a boyfriend in there too so you may want to find out what the situation currently is with him too. Also it may be worth querying yourself if you want someone who can't seem to make up their mind whether it's hot or cold and feels the need to tell you that they're hungry - are you meant to be buying her lunch, if not take maybe take Lopez's advice and suggest it?
 
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