Comeback(s) for.. "I'm hungry" and "It's hot in here"
- Thread starter Fossil
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drop trousers and say this dick aint gunna suck itself my lady (please dont suspend me 
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what is worring hes asking about advice which he sounds like hes in primary or lower scenior school yet hes been registered on here since 2002
how old were you when you registered on here 2 
also 99 percent of these kind of things never actually happen and are probably on tv with adam sandler in it.
)what is worring hes asking about advice which he sounds like hes in primary or lower scenior school yet hes been registered on here since 2002
how old were you when you registered on here 2 also 99 percent of these kind of things never actually happen and are probably on tv with adam sandler in it.
Soldato
If you have to ask people on the internet "What should I say?" Then I don't think you should be saying anything to women and to stay away from them.
Really ....... Pathetic
What has the world come too?
Really ....... Pathetic
What has the world come too?Really ....... Pathetic
The world has come to GD for advice!
Caporegime
Soldato
Friend zoned. Nice one
Soldato
"Hi GD, I woke up this morning and wanted to put on a pair of socks, upon unballing my socks I found I had 2 socks!! I'm not sure which sock goes on which foot!? What should I do??"
Good question and thanks for writing in!
My advice would be to fap vigorously into one sock and then put the other on your hand before punching your girlfriend in the ovaries, that way you reduce the likelihood of damage to your hand. Socks needn't be for feet alone.
HTH
Soldato
Flex your biceps.
To both statements.
To both statements.
Maybe he works and a school and is saying these things to pupils, hence the "in class so it cannot be too dodgy to get me into trouble", if so, then he's a paedophile.
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Fossil = Choad
kitchens are usually hot though hence the saying
if you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen
the world is going to end!