CONKERS!!! WTF!!!

[Spit]

Just been for a walk in the woods this morning and there are conkers under the horse chestnut trees. Im sure ive never seen conkers in July!

Is it normal?

Anyone else seen any?

 

[Exentia]

probably this messed up "summer" were having is confusing the tree.

 

[pingwing]

yeah early bird ones

they will be rubbish for fights though (usually come out a bit white and mushy this time of year).

Earlist iv seen real ones is late august early september (used to live in the country and at like 7 this was the coolest thing ever) but this was that year it snowed in April :s (best snow day ever?)

 

[J.B]

yeah early bird ones

they will be rubbish for fights though (usually come out a bit white and mushy this time of year).

Earlist iv seen real ones is late august early september (used to live in the country and at like 7 this was the coolest thing ever) but this was that year it snowed in April :s (best snow day ever?)

OCuK conker expert

 

[aslco]

My mate once bought conkers from the US...proper new york conkers, they were huge...cheat.

 

[platypus]

Thats not cheating. Injecting them with concrete and varnishing them - thats cheating !

 

[Sinque]

Thats not cheating. Injecting them with concrete and varnishing them - thats cheating !

That's not cheating, simply 'tuning'. It's how you seperate the daft to the genius

 

[Rhys]

WINDMILL!!!

 

[Nebzor]

Which part of seeing these conkers made you upset enough to set the post icon to the '' smiley?

 

[waso_dude]

In the oven with vinagar = win

 

[MookJong]

1) Drill conker
2) Put in the airing cupboard for a week
3) string conker
4) Reek havoc in the school yard

 

[Greenlizard0]

Aw....memories of bruised hands and knuckles are coming back. Can't beat an opponent's conker? Sod it, beat his hand instead.

 

[Lysander]

Which part of seeing these conkers made you upset enough to set the post icon to the '' smiley?

He thought they were horse droppings. Being a horse dropping fetishist he was disappointed to find they were conkers.

 

[Nebzor]

He thought they were horse droppings. Being a horse dropping fetishist he was disappointed to find they were conkers.

Oh I see. Thanks for clearing that up