Contacting you is like trying to contact...(finish this off)

rossyl · 30 Dec 2006 at 21:00

Hi, looking for a comedy finish for that sentence!

Contacting you is like trying to contact ______________

Something FUNNY...not sick or morbid.

I did think Sadaam initially.

Melm0 · 30 Dec 2006 at 21:01

rossyl said:
Contacting you is like trying to contact ______________

.... a really uncontactable person?

Cybermyk · 30 Dec 2006 at 21:04

Alien life forms.

rossyl · 30 Dec 2006 at 21:04

yeah looking for someone who is uncontactable...

so the name of a person.

stinka · 30 Dec 2006 at 21:04

Cybermyk · 30 Dec 2006 at 21:05

Father Christmas

yer_averagejoe · 30 Dec 2006 at 21:05

somebody is trying to impress a girl he cant get hold of because she doesn't want to talk to him :rolleyes:

like trying to contact the positive ends of two magnets?

cymatty · 30 Dec 2006 at 21:05

A NHS dentist?

Duke · 30 Dec 2006 at 21:06

Citylink

Cybermyk · 30 Dec 2006 at 21:07

cymatty said:
A NHS dentist?

He's trying to pull a bird, not teeth

stinka · 30 Dec 2006 at 21:07

david blunkett by morse code via flashlight

Vertigo · 30 Dec 2006 at 21:12

The Afterlife / Heaven / God

MasterMike · 30 Dec 2006 at 21:14

..the last bird I was trying to pull?

G|mp · 30 Dec 2006 at 21:23

James Brown

void · 30 Dec 2006 at 21:24

a gorilla

trojan698 · 30 Dec 2006 at 21:27

MasterMike said:
..the last bird I was trying to pull?

ROFL.

Seriously though, sounds like she's trying to give you a hint.

Tru · 30 Dec 2006 at 21:27

Osama Bin Ladens illegitimate deafblind son.

Adz · 30 Dec 2006 at 21:35

OcUK tech support

Just kidding

j00ni · 30 Dec 2006 at 21:37

Phoning you is like trying to phone home (cue glowing finger raised to the skies)

Ricochet J · 30 Dec 2006 at 21:38

Contacting you is like trying to contact Moses.