My reasons for hating it are fairly well covered so far, but I can do it further. I also don't believe I'm suffering from elitism, my dream car happened to a 25 year old I5 Volvo 850 T5, hardly a "V12UltraSuperDuperCar+" or whatever it was you spouted. I don't believe there is anything wrong with expecting a car to be actually driveable at all 'normal' speeds without causing discomfort. In any case its here for at least 4 months, perhaps more, and I will hate every second of it.
I got a bit more time to work on it today before the heavens opened. I was still trying to make it safe to enter without a hazmat suit at this point, but I'd say its now fairly respectable. Further maintenance cleans of the interior will only improve it, and if I'm honest I don't care about it enough to get it properly 'concours'.
First things first I figured the sparks plugs needed changing, my sister had been advised of this at a service some 200000 miles ago but never did anything about it - despite me offering to do it for her. As it turns out, they weren't terrible. Gap was only 33% larger than spec... Would I be right in saying it looks like it might be running a bit lean too? Removal requires unclipping the airbox (some 4 clips or so, then removing two squeeze clips), revealing your three DI coils with a single 10mm bolt. Spark plugs themselves are your fairly standard 16mm thread. Some pics of old vs new and the three old ones.
Spark plugs old vs new by
alistair.hurrell, on Flickr
Spark plugs old by
alistair.hurrell, on Flickr
The car runs a little better now, less dag-dag-y on start up and a fraction quieter throughout the rev-range. Still very unrefined but better. Can only hope it gives even more mpg to cover its cost.
Next up it was onto that interior. The rear bench was obviously removed previously, so I tackled that last night inside (thankfully I have an understanding and car-sympathetic fiancee!). This was by far the worst seat in the car, so it got a vacuum, a healthy scrub with upholstery cleaner and finally a steamclean. Came out fairly well I think.
Couple of reminders of the before...
Rear bench dirt 4 by
alistair.hurrell, on Flickr
Rear bench dirt 3 by
alistair.hurrell, on Flickr
Rear bench staining by
alistair.hurrell, on Flickr
Then some 50/50s and finals:
Rear bench 50/50 vacuumed by
alistair.hurrell, on Flickr
Rear bench steam cleaned by
alistair.hurrell, on Flickr
Rear bench steam cleaned 3 by
alistair.hurrell, on Flickr
Much better methinks. The rest of the car wasn't so bad and was unfortunately confined to the outsides so I decided against using the steamer (too much effort being wired and not being able to leave the seats by a radiator to aid drying). That meant a slightly different approach. Copious vacuuming, followed by a huge scrub with plenty of upholstery shampoo before vacuuming out the liquid and giving it a final dry down with some microfibres.
Rear bench upper 5050 2 by
alistair.hurrell, on Flickr
Rear bench upper 5050 by
alistair.hurrell, on Flickr
Apologies for image quality phone camera had a hard time focusing due to the pattern, and I'm a lousy photographer!
Rear bench uppers after by
alistair.hurrell, on Flickr
Passenger seat after by
alistair.hurrell, on Flickr
Drivers seat after by
alistair.hurrell, on Flickr
And here is the dirt from just the headrest on the drivers seat... Scrubbed with a microfibre as I was curious just nasty it was.
Drivers seat base dirt by
alistair.hurrell, on Flickr
So now that the seats are acceptable, minus some loose fibres, it was time to move on to the door jambs. I still can't wash the exterior (apparently), so this is as close as I can get. Quick clean with some APC, a soft bristled detailing brush paired with a small nylon brush, and some microfibres later:
osf after by
alistair.hurrell, on Flickr
osf after by
alistair.hurrell, on Flickr
osr edge dirt by
alistair.hurrell, on Flickr
Area under this seal was grim, but came up well. Oddly there are some tar spots in there, and I'm fresh out of tar remover. Will get that at a later date.
osr after by
alistair.hurrell, on Flickr
nsr after by
alistair.hurrell, on Flickr
nsf after by
alistair.hurrell, on Flickr
nsf after by
alistair.hurrell, on Flickr
These were then treated with a spray sealant to try and keep them cleanish for a bit longer.