Could this actually happen? (strange pub story)

Sic · 13 Apr 2006 at 13:13

if it needs to be closed then i guess it does...but i'll set the scene.

i'm sat in the pub with a group of mates last night, when some guy sits down at the table next to us. one of my mates comes out with easily the best story i've ever heard. here goes.

Rob: y'see that kid over there? he only has one nipple
Us: wtf?! explain!
Rob: well, when he was about 3 or 4, he'd had a bath, and his dad was towel-drying him...only he was being a little over-zealous, and he accidentally rubbed one of his nipples off.....FACT
Us: yeah, dude....that's definitely not true. definitely not.

he maintained that it was actually true and we were all stupid for not believing him! i'm probably never going to find out if it's true, but would you have believed him?

obviously, the girls believed him and wanted his number because he said FACT at the end :rolleyes:

Zefan · 13 Apr 2006 at 13:14

I really actually seriously properly doubt it. I hate people like that.

After thought... I think the only way you can get rid of a nipple for sure is to nuke it from orbit.

SexyBetty · 13 Apr 2006 at 13:14

What was he using? Sandpaper?

iCraig · 13 Apr 2006 at 13:17

Nope impossible, the nipple is attached to the skin, simply rubbing it wouldn't make it come off. The skin would need to be cut off in the right places for it to come off.

Pebbles · 13 Apr 2006 at 13:21

Nope. Only unscrewing your belly button makes them come off. Or is that your bum? Hmm :confused:

Mr Man · 13 Apr 2006 at 13:54

Pebbles said:
Nope. Only unscrewing your belly button makes them come off. Or is that your bum? Hmm

Yep your bum....

Le_Petit_Lapin · 13 Apr 2006 at 13:56

Sic do you live in Essex or something?

I cant think of anyone else who would be dumb enough to believe that.

Sic · 13 Apr 2006 at 13:57

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
Sic do you live in Essex or something?

I cant think of anyone else who would be dumb enough to believe that.

hehe, the kid that told me is at Brunel uni. i didnt believe him for a second, it just made me laugh that he was defending it. he also told me that there was a guy at his uni who looked just like Ken Dodd. strange child

Phantom · 13 Apr 2006 at 14:22

a nipple isnt just on the surface of the skin, its got a "root" system too dontchaknow. you cant just rub it off. fact.

Visage · 13 Apr 2006 at 14:24

SexyBetty said:
What was he using? Sandpaper?

Mustard.

Sanzy · 13 Apr 2006 at 14:26

Ive just had a go with a towl , i was really giving it a rub ( sounds filthy :eek:

)
and i can confirm the nipple is still there.

iSam · 13 Apr 2006 at 14:28

Sic said:
if it needs to be closed then i guess it does...but i'll set the scene.

i'm sat in the pub with a group of mates last night, when some guy sits down at the table next to us. one of my mates comes out with easily the best story i've ever heard. here goes.

Rob: y'see that kid over there? he only has one nipple
Us: wtf?! explain!
Rob: well, when he was about 3 or 4, he'd had a bath, and his dad was towel-drying him...only he was being a little over-zealous, and he accidentally rubbed one of his nipples off.....FACT
Us: yeah, dude....that's definitely not true. definitely not.

he maintained that it was actually true and we were all stupid for not believing him! i'm probably never going to find out if it's true, but would you have believed him?

obviously, the girls believed him and wanted his number because he said FACT at the end

How drunk were you guys?!

Of course he cant rub a nipple off!

Baz · 13 Apr 2006 at 14:30

Was he old enough to BE in a pub??!?? :confused:

rG-tom · 13 Apr 2006 at 14:32

Pebbles said:
Nope. Only unscrewing your belly button makes them come off. Or is that your bum? Hmm

am i the only one who read that as is it screwing your belly button, or screwing your bum that makes nipples come off

Tom.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 13 Apr 2006 at 14:34

rG-tom said:
am i the only one who read that as is it screwing your belly button, or screwing your bum that makes nipples come off

Tom.

Yes.

uk_viper · 13 Apr 2006 at 14:38

he was probably only doing it for the ladies

j00ni · 13 Apr 2006 at 14:42

Sanzy said:
Ive just had a go with a towl , i was really giving it a rub ( sounds filthy )
and i can confirm the nipple is still there.

I kind of wish it was true so that OcUK would have had it's very own mononippled member

Pebbles · 13 Apr 2006 at 15:06

rG-tom said:
am i the only one who read that as is it screwing your belly button, or screwing your bum that makes nipples come off

Tom.

You might be right though....I forget...

Zefan · 13 Apr 2006 at 15:12

uk_viper said:
he was probably only doing it for the ladies

Yeah I'll make sure to remember this corker "He's only got one nipple cuz his Daddy rubbed it off in the bath when he was a wittle boy." :\ Seriously I would've just said "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!"

uk_viper · 13 Apr 2006 at 15:17

its a known fact that women can be very gullable at times though, its either that or the drink