Cunning people

Swifty55 · 13 Jan 2011 at 01:37

The Halk said:
Hmm, any tips on how I could have done it better?

By not posting it at all?

HAz · 13 Jan 2011 at 02:02

Another stupid car joke...............

Strife212 · 13 Jan 2011 at 02:17

It's better than the other one

SeeD · 13 Jan 2011 at 02:23

What do Michael Jackson and the tortoise have in common?

They like to get there before the hare does!

Mr-White · 13 Jan 2011 at 02:28

The Halk said:
Well, the thinking is supposed to be that the police arrive and he changes his story, says I hit him and since I've drank the whisky and he hasn't, I'll get done for it. The joke assumes you will make that jump to a conclusion though, because he refuses the drink and you're forced to think why.

Could just be after a little date rape

MW

Brian8bit · 13 Jan 2011 at 02:28

I didn't know Michael Jackson raced wildlife

Edrof · 13 Jan 2011 at 06:32

BURN TEH WITCH!

Reldar · 13 Jan 2011 at 07:30

I didn't even realise this was a joke

Edrof · 13 Jan 2011 at 07:45

I call poll; dubious photo of the OP; calls of tranny bannage; some hotlinking and then thread lockage.

eatcustard · 13 Jan 2011 at 07:47

To kill the punch line

They can prove you have had a drink after the accident.

markweatherill · 13 Jan 2011 at 07:52

...and the first policeman on the scene gets on the radio for advice and says 'I've just pulled someone important'.
'Who is it?'
'I don't know but he's got the Pope as a chauffeur!'

Lakeland · 13 Jan 2011 at 07:53

Punchline on a different line would have made it moar obvious but I did release a lol

SexyGreyFox · 13 Jan 2011 at 07:58

The Halk said:
He pulls out a bottle of whisky - it's not a cheap blend - and opens it, and passes it to me. I take a bit swig of it, with a huge grin on my face, the adrenalin is leaving and I'm starting to feel good because I survived. I pass the bottle back to him, but he just screws the cap on. I ask him if he's not going to have a drink, and he says "Nah, I'll wait until after the police have been"

The Halk does a Chuggerboom.

I've heard this story more than the car park story and the masturbating in your bedroom story.

Tefal · 13 Jan 2011 at 07:59

The Halk said:
snip

The Halk, OT but no they couldn't (more like wouldn't) find a name for it.

The people who have a subsection for every kind of depravity said

"who cares it's ****ing ugly"

So no name.

Cosimo · 13 Jan 2011 at 08:08

eatcustard said:
To kill the punch line

They can prove you have had a drink after the accident.

Now the punchline is dead it's time to do the op.

The Funktopus · 13 Jan 2011 at 08:16

If true, a cunning stunt indeed....

Ceryndrion · 13 Jan 2011 at 08:26

Tefal said:
The Halk, OT but no they couldn't (more like wouldn't) find a name for it.
The people who have a subsection for every kind of depravity said
"who cares it's ****ing ugly"
So no name.

Oh well, no great loss..

And The Halk, what on earth were you thinking? You saw how the last one ended up, only this time, you don't have the option of "but I'm a girlie!!" as a defense. All you have managed to do, is lower your eyes in shame..

StoutMeister · 13 Jan 2011 at 08:33

2 jokes, 1 cup.