Customer Has Male Body Part Microwaved

[agw_01]

I feel sick

 

[WillyNelson]

A few of my best friends have voluntarily had their testes removed. One has also had his penis removed.

For fun? Or to become a lady?

 

[Zip]

A few of my best friends have voluntarily had their testes removed. One has also had his penis removed.

*n

One question.


WHY?!?!? !

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

A few of my best friends have voluntarily had their testes removed. One has also had his penis removed.

...He also owns a company with a nine figure annual turnover that he built up from virtually nothing.

*n

Well I assume they get less worked up, and can focus better. After all, one flash of a nice rack and a mans concentration is shot to hell.

 

[AJUK]

A few of my best friends have voluntarily had their testes removed. One has also had his penis removed.

I'm a lady!

 

[Spacky]

He had some balls to hand that over to the shop clerk

/coat

 

[GravyMonster]

I bet he felt a tool afterwards.

 

[penski]

Reasons vary, none are 'to become a laaaaaaaydeee'.

Two became eunuchs to lower their testosterone, become less aggressive and nicer people. It worked, they're lovely people.

And apparantly, it does help with business focus. A lot.

*n

 

[Zip]

Reasons vary, none are 'to become a laaaaaaaydeee'.

Two became eunuchs to lower their testosterone, become less aggressive and nicer people. It worked, they're lovely people.

And apparantly, it does help with business focus. A lot.

*n

/Posh english accent*

How does one wee with out his willy?

 

[penski]

A sterling silver tube and a rerouted urethra, obviously.



*n

 

[Zip]

A sterling silver tube and a rerouted urethra, obviously.



*n

You sir ahve some wierd friends

One more question how would he, you know

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

Urgh, how does he have sex?

what does he do? Poke his sterling silver tube into them?

 

[Zip]

Urgh, how does he have sex?

Lol
I tryed asking that question discreatly and you come on and just blurt it out

 

[AJUK]

Reasons vary, none are 'to become a laaaaaaaydeee'.

Two became eunuchs to lower their testosterone, become less aggressive and nicer people. It worked, they're lovely people.

And apparantly, it does help with business focus. A lot.

*n

Is that ethical? Not becoming nicer people, which can be achieved without mutilation, but what doctor would agree to removing a perfectly normal bag of spuds at the request of the grocer, so to speak?

 

[penski]

Is that ethical? Not becoming nicer people, which can be achieved without mutilation, but what doctor would agree to removing a perfectly normal bag of spuds at the request of the grocer, so to speak?

Hint: The doctor was qualified.

Second hint: it wasn't done on the NHS.

Third hint: it wasn't done during office hours.

At the end of the day, if someone wants to change a part of their body then I'm all for that - let anyone do whatever they wish as long as it is not to the detriment of others.

Stop people doing that and the next thing anyone knows, I'll be locked up for playing with hypodermics for thrills

*n

 

[Visage]

I hope they take their time over the investigation. They dont want to go off half-cocked.....

 

[GravyMonster]

I still think this is a **** and bull story.

 

[Visage]

pfff amateurs.

everyone knows penis should be seared in a frying pan then oven baked for 25 minutes, and then served with spuds, peas and gravy.

Cue dreamy music....

"This isnt *just* penis. This is the finest, marinaded, on a bed of wild rice in a port sauce....this isnt just butchery, this is M&S butchery'

 

[GravyMonster]

lol

i suppose the vegetarian option would have to be a nut roast.

 

[Sic]

Stop people doing that and the next thing anyone knows, I'll be locked up for playing with hypodermics for thrills

*n

and we cant have that, can we??