"Dad" - free to a good home

Rotty · 22 Nov 2006 at 00:06

My "retired" father has just started his "seasonal" job again

I really ought to be proud of him for getting of his bum and doing something but a small part of me thinks "you daft old bugger"

if you are in the area he will be appearing at Center Parcs , Sherwood Forest until the end of December

danza · 22 Nov 2006 at 00:07

I've got a room going spare

Good for him though

nolimit · 22 Nov 2006 at 00:10

like father like son, your time will come ho ho ho merry x-mas

Aod · 22 Nov 2006 at 00:11

well, he's got to look after you after your kitten harvested your brainmeats for fuel.

Von Smallhausen · 22 Nov 2006 at 00:14

Tell him I want an Omega Seamaster.

Stellios · 22 Nov 2006 at 00:14

I want to go back to center parcs now, just to see him

If its something he enjoys, then good on him and I hope he has a brilliant christmas

Rotty · 22 Nov 2006 at 00:22

Von Smallhausen said:
Tell him I want an Omega Seamaster.

but are you prepared to sit on his knee for it ? :eek:

Rotty · 22 Nov 2006 at 00:22

Aod said:
well, he's got to look after you after your kitten harvested your brainmeats for fuel.

Von Smallhausen · 22 Nov 2006 at 00:27

Rotty said:
but are you prepared to sit on his knee for it ?

I may go further than that if it's the same as 007's.

Insanity · 22 Nov 2006 at 00:31

Wrong thread?

Rotty · 22 Nov 2006 at 00:33

jonph · 22 Nov 2006 at 00:34

I knew santa was real!
and wow, he's your dad!!

Brizzles · 22 Nov 2006 at 00:56

My dad is priceless , ok cheaper than what the old peoples home want to charge :eek:

Jusy kiddin dad i love you

dafloppyone · 22 Nov 2006 at 00:57

I WANT A DYSON!!!!!!.......

THOSE THINGS HAVE SOME AMOUNT OF SUCKING POWER!!!

jamoor · 22 Nov 2006 at 07:52

I live about 2 miles from that center parcs.

Nismo · 22 Nov 2006 at 08:13

Ahaha, my GF works at Centre Parcs. Will tell her to give him some abuse

Kell_ee001 · 22 Nov 2006 at 08:47

He looks great!

I hope he's taking the job seriously though... make sure the neighbourhood kids don't find him out! :eek:

Rotty · 22 Nov 2006 at 09:09

Nismo said:
Ahaha, my GF works at Centre Parcs. Will tell her to give him some abuse

fatiain · 22 Nov 2006 at 09:10

Needs a pillow up his jumper TBH.

Go Rotty Sr.

Rotty · 22 Nov 2006 at 09:11

Kell_ee001 said:
He looks great!

I hope he's taking the job seriously though... make sure the neighbourhood kids don't find him out!

he takes great care to make sure they don't see him in his "uniform" so that their parents don't get the "mum,mum Santa lives at number 60 not the north pole" type questions