Daily easy laugh.

Ease · 16 Feb 2011 at 13:18

I was wondering if any of you had thought up any new Reasons for me to use (aka: steal)? Nearly all your suggestions so far have been added to this list, but at 78 saved up I've still got quite a way to go until 1000!

Morgoth · 16 Feb 2011 at 14:21

#79 Just because.

Ease · 16 Feb 2011 at 18:58

Already got that one (#33) ^_^ He he.

Ease · 17 Feb 2011 at 19:43

Someone pointed out to me today that googling "Tetris Block Threesome" returns me as the first result! So proud

All I need now is to overhear someone use that phrase in conversation and my life will be complete.

Ease · 21 Feb 2011 at 10:07

Had a bit of a lull over the weekend, as didn't manage to get on a PC at any point since Friday until just now. Just posted a new Reason though, slightly more abrasive than normal, but I reckon that some of you might prefer it to the normal PG stuff

Ease · 22 Feb 2011 at 14:09

I really hate to multipost, but every time this gets bump I get ~50 hits incoming from OcUK, so people are obviously still reading it here.

If my multiposting bothers you please say and I'll stop it immediately.

#13 is up. http://1000reasonstohavesex.wordpress.com/2011/02/22/13-sexercise/

Ease · 25 Feb 2011 at 18:49

14. To not be a Hypocrite

As always, criticism welcome and encouraged!

Flare · 25 Feb 2011 at 19:02

On being a wingman:

...in the morning leave a kind and caring note explaining that you’re a ghost that can only materialise once every 200 years, thus completely avoiding hurting her feelings in anyway, and performing your obligations as wingman to a T.

Pure genius

Ease · 2 Mar 2011 at 14:15

Ha ha, thanks man, I was quite proud of that myself. Had a few days off to recover from a brutal week (got more than a little tipsy five nights in a row), but just finished Reason 15 - Interception. http://1000reasonstohavesex.wordpress.com/2011/03/02/15-interception/

Ease · 4 Mar 2011 at 10:38

Reason 16 - Misfits, and Tricksiness.

Thank you to all of you who have already had a read! ^_^

antijoke · 4 Mar 2011 at 10:45

Angry dragon on the list?

Ease · 10 Mar 2011 at 15:28

Reason 17 - Birthday

Sorry it's been a while, but I've been crazy busy (read: drunk/partying) the last week straight.

Ease · 10 Mar 2011 at 17:25

anticonscience said:
Angry dragon on the list?

It is now ^_^

Raikiri · 10 Mar 2011 at 17:44

#28: To time an egg

Ease · 11 Mar 2011 at 12:56

Raikiri! You legend! "To time an egg" is so very definitely on there now! To be fair, I started this list a few days after watching that specific episode, so I already have a fair number from that list on my own. But great find!

#18 is up, but I'm not sure on the name of it. I don't want to be too inappropriate in light of everything that has happened to day. Any suggestions for a replacing name would be greatly appreciated!

http://1000reasonstohavesex.wordpress.com/2011/03/11/18-still-alive/

Ease · 11 Mar 2011 at 16:35

Ha ha, just saw #40! Called/texted the wrong person but she was into it anyway. Love it.

Ease · 16 Mar 2011 at 12:14

#19 To Change the Subject - a bit late with this one, so I put in extra effort with the 'art'.

http://1000reasonstohavesex.wordpress.com/2011/03/16/19-to-change-the-subject/

Ease · 24 Mar 2011 at 14:22

#20 Tinket B***h - to give is to receive.

http://1000reasonstohavesex.wordpress.com/2011/03/24/20-trinket-bh/

Ease · 30 Mar 2011 at 18:42

#21 Confident in my Sexuality

Ease · 5 Jul 2011 at 18:55

No. 22, To Validate the Post-Coitus Cigarette