dating online scam

A2Z · 7 Feb 2017 at 13:04

If you could not tell it was all fake after the first couple of messages then you should not be allowed on the Internet.

EddScott · 7 Feb 2017 at 13:12

I am looking for a discreet NSA relationship.

She was looking for a discreet NSA relationship and OP blew it. Fail.

Greebo · 7 Feb 2017 at 13:13

tom_e said:
There is no spoon...

The cake is a lie

new boy · 7 Feb 2017 at 13:16

Your talent is wasted here OP

Have you ever considered running self-help classes or doing motivational speaking?

MikeTheNative · 7 Feb 2017 at 13:17

sajtion said:
oh yeah okay let this thread die now. the joke's over

Not until the name change.

Josh · 7 Feb 2017 at 13:17

touch said:
No, he's suggesting there is no woman. There never was a woman. You were chatting up a guy and need to learn a bit more about how the internet works.

Thank you

Egon · 7 Feb 2017 at 13:25

This is gold...

Blackvault · 7 Feb 2017 at 13:27

This is funny... how did you not know what was a scam?

Rroff · 7 Feb 2017 at 13:32

413x said:
I think 3 messages in id have bailed. Some people don't pick up on ques

Its amazing - few days ago I had a spam (hot "its complicated" female) friend request on facebook - screamed scam/spam - yet over 700 people had accepted the request and judging by the comments on the profile timeline and photos about half had atleast partially fallen for it :|

drs101 · 7 Feb 2017 at 13:32

Blackvault said:
This is funny... how did you not know what was a scam?

wishful thinking

IvanDobskey · 7 Feb 2017 at 13:33

Is this serious?

I'd have sniffed a scam on the first message.

I know some people are easily duped by this sort of thing though.

Swifty55 · 7 Feb 2017 at 13:37

OP, there's plenty of other ways to lose your virginity.

Hilly · 7 Feb 2017 at 14:03

Dj_Jestar said:
OP should be named BowChikkaWowWow

Admin, name change please

Maccy · 7 Feb 2017 at 14:17

Candidate for thread of the year

HAz · 7 Feb 2017 at 14:18

Lol why did you share this with us? It's brilliant but I would be totally embarrassed if me.

new boy · 7 Feb 2017 at 14:20

I dunno, but he didn't have much luck with his hair style thread either.

Maybe he's just not built for GD

tom_e · 7 Feb 2017 at 14:21

new boy said:
I dunno, but he didn't have much luck with his hair style thread either.

Maybe he's just not built for GD

I hadn't realised that was the same guy, glutton for punishment comes to mind.

dcsarge · 7 Feb 2017 at 14:22

hilly said:
Admin, name change please

A dangerous way to phrase that request.

bledd · 7 Feb 2017 at 14:23

Feek said:
I was waiting for the punchline.

Oh, post 'her' picture.

Of course, remember that 'she' is really a hairy arsed trucker from Detroit.

Almost, but I'm not from Detroit

bloodiedathame · 7 Feb 2017 at 14:31

Ayahuasca said:
I'd just give up on dating entirely if I were you.

HAHAHA my thoughts exactly.