He was far to busy peasant hunting.
Please do not confuse this with pheasant hunting.

Seems designed to remind us he goes to pubs & has a family.

as well as two other families.
Some of you are missing the point completely.
stockers will have to be prescribed valium after this.

While I agree it doesn't really matter (not the hardest mistake to make in the world) - I do wonder, if it was say.. perhaps the leader of a party a majority in this thread didn't support, would they be as forgiving?.
I think not.
And what is that?
More surprised that his security failed to notice, quite appalling really
It is a non-issue TBH.
But just as call-me-dave was telling the world last week how he likes 4 glasses of wine with his sunday roast and loves 'chillaxing' and playing fruitninja, I'm cynically filing this one away in the "Crappy spin attempt to re-establish a connection with the plebs" folder