Dental fillings, cups of tea and the legality titanium teeth...

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So I went to the dentist today, for yet more fillings. Another three. I've had around 6 or so in the past few years, which isn't good. I must have around 10 in total now.

Guess I'd better cut down on the old cups of tea. I reduced the amount of sugar I've been using in each cup, from 3 sugars to 1 and a half with a load of sweetener. Anything less and I can't stand it, my tea needs to be sweet.

Usually I'd be having anything from 3 to 8 cups of tea per day. I've decided to cut that down to just one a day.

Anyway, with a mouth full of metal like mine it got me thinking. Maybe I should get a full set of titanium teeth like Jaws from James Bond. It'd save me a hell of a lot of hassle, and god damn it'd be cool.

Cue some crazy day dream where I'm walking down the street with my new set of titanium teeth. A chav approaches and attempts to mug me. I simply grab him and tear a chunk out of his neck, he falls to the ground, squealing and bleeding profusely. At this point I chuckled to myself and let out a long sigh.

So then I was thinking, would having teeth like that actually be legal? I mean, would it be classed as carrying an offensive weapon or something like that? I'm not talking about a simple set of teeth made out of titanium, I mean proper nasty things that are designed for causing damage, much like the set Jaws has in James Bond.
 
wouldnt they end up being magnetic like that? and thus make quite a problem at the airports and other metal detecters? :D what is it fillings are usually made of?
 
mrbios said:
wouldnt they end up being magnetic like that? and thus make quite a problem at the airports and other metal detecters? :D what is it fillings are usually made of?

Titanium isn't magnetic.

If I lose an eye I want a titanium replacement. Law won't let me though :(

*n
 
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You could also bite through lift cables for extra win!
 
If titanium teeth are classed as a dangerous weapon then what about normal teeth? Surely they would do near enough the same amount of damage :confused:
 
to OP, have you ever tried biting tin foil? with 10 filings in your mouth it should be "eventful" :D


P.S dont do it :p
 
It wouldn't be illegal as some members of the hip-hop crowd have full sets of teeth made of precious metals.

...or are the platinum grills not actual teeth but crowns? ElRazur, do you know?
 
BillytheImpaler said:
It wouldn't be illegal as some members of the hip-hop crowd have full sets of teeth made of precious metals.

...or are the platinum grills not actual teeth but crowns? ElRazur, do you know?

They're crowns.

*n
 
Thing is you wouldn't want them too dangerous, y'know how painful it is when you accidently bite your tongue....yeah that's gonna hurt if you've ended up with ninja-sharp titanium metal Dispatchotron teeth..!!!
 
L337 LooX said:
to OP, have you ever tried biting tin foil? with 10 filings in your mouth it should be "eventful" :D


P.S dont do it :p

Argh, now that you've mentioned it I have no choice! Curiosity always gets the better of me...
 
only thing i could think of why biting tin foil would be painfull would be the 2 types of metals in an acid solution (ie, your mouth) creating a very small current, although given the nature of the nerves in the teeth being very receptive to pain, i bet even a small current would be noticible if the filling is close enough to nerves.
 
Titanium isn't magnetic.

If I lose an eye I want a titanium replacement. Law won't let me though :(

*n

To hell with that, if i lose an eye i want the replacement tyo be a glowing red orb.

Add in a bottle of mercury and you can have no end of fun knocking on doors looking for Sarah :D
 
only thing i could think of why biting tin foil would be painfull would be the 2 types of metals in an acid solution (ie, your mouth) creating a very small current, although given the nature of the nerves in the teeth being very receptive to pain, i bet even a small current would be noticible if the filling is close enough to nerves.
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