Different type of Xmas tree

leaskovski · 24 Nov 2013 at 21:03

Amusing thread! Have some stars.

robfosters · 24 Nov 2013 at 21:08

swillsy · 24 Nov 2013 at 21:09

Potato tree

deusexlumina · 24 Nov 2013 at 21:20

Dude....

Participant · 24 Nov 2013 at 21:21

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itchy · 24 Nov 2013 at 22:38

WHAT DID I JUST SEE!!!! :eek:

My eyes!!! my eyes are burning!!! :cool:

Wood make a cool bonfire I suppose!!

ChrisJSY · 24 Nov 2013 at 22:41

lmao £129 for something you could build from scrap.
Consumerist idiots.

builder22 · 24 Nov 2013 at 22:50

bloody hell!!

looks like a victorian toy or something made by gepetto maybe

robfosters · 24 Nov 2013 at 23:59

The only way that tree could be christmassy would be for it to be taken apart and thrown in the wood burner for a nice winter christmas fire.

PardonTheWait · 25 Nov 2013 at 00:08

The only answer is to build it, balance all their presents on the branches, and then find some way to slide the centre pole out.

UncleRuckus · 25 Nov 2013 at 00:23

You see, this is exactly why the tradition of getting the tree from the forest was done by men, you end up with this ****.

TrixiBuG · 25 Nov 2013 at 09:55

I like it as a cake stand

Sprayed in Sliver or Gold it would look awesome at a Christmas Wedding with Cupcakes on it...

As an actual Christmas Tree it might be good with the cats (no bending of branches etc etc) but I think I would have to colour it. Otherwise it looks a bit odd

benjii · 25 Nov 2013 at 10:23

If you're going for alternative trees, I'd rather have this.

dandubi · 25 Nov 2013 at 14:16

Not really a fan but Tesco are selling these this year... at £60...

postbox · 25 Nov 2013 at 14:22

dandubi said:
Not really a fan but Tesco are selling these this year... at £60...

Ooh look, a sparkly pylon.

MowyTone · 25 Nov 2013 at 14:52

If you want something different get the upside down xmas trees.

Squark · 25 Nov 2013 at 14:59

Go to B&Q, buy wood and tools then have a fun weekend of carpentry.

Far cheaper and more rewarding.

something daft already!! · 25 Nov 2013 at 15:01

I find it slightly ironic/nasty that the tree is made from the bodies of dead trees. A sort of Frankenstein's monster of trees.

Haggisman · 25 Nov 2013 at 15:19

"A tree that’s fun..."

Nope.

"...alternative..."

Ok, I'll give you that one - that's not necessarily a good thing

"and makes forests happier."

Really? It's still made of wood!

Tell your wife and son that if they're getting that for their christmas, you want a new family for yours...

Old Man · 26 Nov 2013 at 14:37

Must say TY to all, as the little wife has gone for something more traditional (and a lot cheaper).