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Disposing of something absolutely disgusting (dont read while eating)

Discussion in 'Home and Garden' started by Salty22, 2 May 2018.

  1. Salty22

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    blah
     
    Last edited: 6 May 2018
  2. james.miller

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    Location: Woburn Sand Dunes

    *popcorn.gif*
     
  3. Cookeh

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    Stick lid on, strap lid down with some rope, take it to a skip, empty it into green waste, put lid back on, take it home, pressure wash it, job done.
     
  4. MassiveJim

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    we put ours into bin bags normally and then sling it in the normal waste bin.

    unfortunate for the dustbin men as they now have to rip peoples bags open and check that they are recycling properly :(
     
  5. Mercenary Keyboard Warrior

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    I am 99% sure that dog poop isn't supposed to be added to compostable, could vary by council though

    Park the dustbin in front of Acemodders neighbours house would be my suggestion ;)
     
  6. cheesyboy

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    That's quite a conundrum.

    I think your only option is to put the lid on and leave it. Maybe in 10 years it will have broken down into something you can deal with :D

    Buy a new bin and start using that.
     
  7. RevBillyG

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    Find a handy letter box (Standard GD reply)
     
  8. Salty22

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    Its not the actual bin we use, its an old metal one a friend used to use to incinerate stuff in my back garden.
    Its just sat there being disgusting haha.
     
  9. gort

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    There is your answer. Burn it!
    Your neighbours and probably your whole neighbourhood will thank you for it!
     
  10. ttaskmaster

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    How long have you hadthe dogs and how long has your wife been doing this?
    We have three medium dogs and they'd ¾-fill a dustbin in just a few months. Given that you have large dogs and there's a whole garden out there, where's the rest of the poo?

    Also bear in mind that, since you seemingly don't clear it up very regularly, the dogs will likely have walked that **** all over your house...
     
  11. wedrum

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    Acemodders neighbour could do with the letterbox being filled.

    But seriously how can you let it get that bad ?
    Also the dogs would of been standing in the **** and fetching it in the house.
     
  12. NoNameNoNumber

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    Dig a big hole
     
  13. Salty22

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    I think most of it disintegrates in the garden still, bear in mind i walk them not long after theyve eaten so usually drop the logs when were out.
    Every now and then she clears it up but i dont know why because the garden just needs destroying and starting again after the dogs have passed away.
    Theres zero point doing the garden because its just a play area for the dogs, they run and dig it up.
    The dogs don't go through most of the house, they're either running around the garden or in the utility at night, to be honest if they're ever inside all they do is sleep so they've got more energy to run and walk when we take them out during the day.
    Theyre huskies so the hair is uncontrollable if they're allowed in the house.
     
  14. Salty22

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    Does anyone want photos? hahaha
     
  15. kinobestew123

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    How do you set fire to 3/4 of a bin full of flooded out dog turd? Can't imagine it's very combustible. :p
     
  16. Reginald

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    Only if you put it between two slices of Hovis.

    Will take some pics of the pooches though :D
     
  17. NoobCannon

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    Do you have neighbors?
     
  18. cheesyboy

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    Yeah photos mate

    But include a loaf of hovis so that we know it's not just someone else's massive bin full of decaying dog **** soup.

    Don't go fake-newsing us on this, y'know.
     
  19. Mercenary Keyboard Warrior

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    Have to boil the liquid off first ;)

    Maybe you could drag it round the front and put a sign up for "free bovril help yourself"
     
  20. Glaucus

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    punch/drill holes in bottom and allow water to drain, take to tip.
    on way back from tip, get some dignity and sort your garden out.