DIY Castration

jake108 · 2 Jan 2011 at 12:19

Squirming here too. I am keep on coming back to this thread... Waiting for a punch line or a joke of some sort.

What possesses someone to mutilate themselves like this (transgender not withstanding of course) but a pair of WIRE CUTTERS and no sedative (maybe copious amounts of alcohol)!

If this happened up North of England the man would have been clearly sectioned, in Scotland Glasgow he would have had his heed kicked in for being a reet nutta.

singist · 2 Jan 2011 at 12:20

Rybo89 said:
Lol. You caught me out.

No but seriously this park is just round the corner from me and it is always rammed with kids. Not sure if anyone as found his balls yet either lol.

What a ball ache eh?

"No Ball Games Allowed!"

mejinks · 2 Jan 2011 at 12:39

jellybeard999 said:
Reminds me of http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article191436.ece

EniGmA1981 said:
That's just ****ing horrendous

The description of the deed in there makes me squirm like a goodun!!

Only in Wales eh?

Well, not really. The op said it happened in England :rolleyes:

Teknobry · 2 Jan 2011 at 14:09

hola_adios said:
That is a tipycal behaviour of someone suffering from schizophrenia, I am surprised A&E staff let him go like that.

Yes, because most typical schizophrenics cut their balls off....

Seriously, where did you get that opinion of schizophrenics from?

[TW]Sponge · 2 Jan 2011 at 14:13

Seems he was getting a little testy with himself.

Mr-White · 2 Jan 2011 at 14:28

I can't understand how anyone could unnecessarily inflict that much pain on them self

MW

Monkeynut · 2 Jan 2011 at 14:33

What's even more horrifying is that the OP reads the SUN!!!!! :eek:

Amnesia · 2 Jan 2011 at 15:11

weird i didn;t want to read past the first 4 lines.......IT HURT

Amnesia · 2 Jan 2011 at 15:16

wrong thread

Mr-White · 2 Jan 2011 at 15:37

Monkeynut said:
What's even more horrifying is that the OP reads the SUN!!!!!

Like any other newspaper is that good, I read the news for entertainment and nothing more and treat everything they say as fiction unless it's comes from a proven source.

MW

gillywibble · 2 Jan 2011 at 15:39

Should be given the sack to be honest.

4T5 · 2 Jan 2011 at 15:43

Ouch.

jake108 · 2 Jan 2011 at 15:43

gillywibble said:
Should be given the sack to be honest.

I cringed when I read that. Need to be more careful.

Very nutty nut kracker.

Cosimo · 2 Jan 2011 at 15:48

I wonder if the squirrels buried his nuts.

atpbx · 2 Jan 2011 at 15:50

Why were the authorities not informed and this person detained under the mental health act?

Why take the risk of the next time the dullard presents himself its a corpse after the stupid **** cuts his dick off?

Dirk · 2 Jan 2011 at 15:53

Probably worried about VAT increases on condoms.

[TW]Sponge · 2 Jan 2011 at 16:00

simulatorman said:
I wonder if the squirrels buried his nuts.

good 1

ElvisFan · 2 Jan 2011 at 17:06

Why am I not surprised this happened in Goonie-Land (Chesterfield)?

Josh107 · 2 Jan 2011 at 17:20

Chesterfield strikes again!

I know a fair few people who've said they're not going to walk their dogs in queens park anymore because they're frightened of what they'll dig up. The papaer article is a bit unclear as to whether he dumped them in a bin or just flung them anywhere? Just hope the geese don't get a taste for testes, they're nasty enough already.