Do legitimate escort services exist?

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I'm turning into an old git and so am thinking of attending a school dinner. I have something of a girlfriend, and although she's a nice enough sort I want to really wow the old boys, get them salivating and make them green, and alas she just wouldn't do that.

I was thinking of hiring a glamourous sort for the evening, but I lack relevant knowledge. Are there actually legitimate agencies for this sort of thing, or are they all prostitution-based? If the latter, do they give discounts for not providing seedy services?

Cheers. :)
 
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I have something of a girlfriend, and although she's a nice enough sort I want to really wow the old boys, get them salivating and make them green, and alas she just wouldn't do that.

bet shes delighted!!!!!!! :eek:
 
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Deadly Ferret said:
I have something of a girlfriend, and although she's a nice enough sort I want to really wow the old boys, get them salivating and make them green, and alas she just wouldn't do that.

So are you telling us you are embarrassed to be seen with your girl friend? And don’t expect anything good looking from one of those types of services…
 
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:D at this thread. One thing you dont want is to feel your gf isnt good enough for people. Been there, done that :(


* i actually realised it was a self confidence thing and regret it every day :o
 
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lol I’ve seen it all now on here :D

Perhaps a few OCUK girls can step in and save DF in his time of need :)


p.s make sure she tells them all what a stud of a man you are and all about your extensive charity work!
 
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I'm a realist. She's a very nice person, and has a good figure. Face leaves a fair bit to be desired though.

She won't find out. I cover my tracks. She doesn't even know which school I went to, let alone about this dinner.
 
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Deadly Ferret said:
I'm a realist. She's a very nice person, and has a good figure. Face leaves a fair bit to be desired though.

She won't find out. I cover my tracks. She doesn't even know which school I went to, let alone about this dinner.

Make sure she doesn't check your history after that one!
 
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Won't you feel like a complete plank if all your 'mates' find out?

Honestly, can't beleive this thread isn't a windup.
 
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Im fairly sure there are a lot of agencies about that cater especially for those who have a little extra money and need some arm candy for a gathering of some sort.

Just keep to what i'd assume are the more reputable companies.
 
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Deadly Ferret said:
I'm a realist. She's a very nice person, and has a good figure. Face leaves a fair bit to be desired though.

She won't find out. I cover my tracks. She doesn't even know which school I went to, let alone about this dinner.

I wonder if shes got or had any school re-unions and is thinking along the same lines, hehe.
 
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None of the people who will attend are considered friends. I'm still in contact with the people I liked at school. I haven't seen any of this lot for ten years, and I haven't even met the majority of them. I just want to see the snobs feel inferior for a change. They're mostly the competitive sort. So am I to some extent I suppose.


Thanks Anim. If you know any reputable ones, please would you e-mail me the info.? :)
 
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Deadly Ferret said:
I'm turning into an old git and so am thinking of attending a school dinner. I have something of a girlfriend, and although she's a nice enough sort I want to really wow the old boys, get them salivating and make them green, and alas she just wouldn't do that.

I was thinking of hiring a glamourous sort for the evening, but I lack relevant knowledge. Are there actually legitimate agencies for this sort of thing, or are they all prostitution-based? If the latter, do they give discounts for not providing seedy services?

Cheers. :)


Are you really that sad and pathetic you have to "impress" your school mates (who you've probably never spoken to since school) with a looker? Do they even care? Are you that vain? If they find out you would be seen for a sad man. What's wrong with taking your GF? Is she a leper?

It would be amusing if your GF found out, you deserve to be dumped.
 
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I seriously hope this thread is a wind-up. Either that or you genuinely want an answer to your question, however, you don't actually have a girlfriend and are just using that story for humorous effect.
 
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jezsoup said:
Now what would be funny is if he arranges for some escort and said escort turns out to be his missus!

Or they replace her with him in a terrible but comedic booking error.

DF: "All right lads I'd like you to meet my life partner Steve".
 
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