Do you have anything next to your bed?

[jpaul]

it's complicated - Nicole (Lucille's younger sister) lives under the bed, however, some days of the week, she presents as Robert.

Spoiler: Real spoiler

... or the seemingly interior mumblings of a nogooder.

Yes, Alexa sometimes seems to sleep talk, so have to beware of false alarms too

 

[Skiddley]

Perimeter security, lighting, an alarm system and a German Shepard = big snoozes.

 

[koolpc]

Used to have the wife but getting divorced! Lol

 

[Raymond Lin]

I have had it over 20 years i got it in a london auction . I think its illegal to sell or import them but not own but dont quote me on that

I'm sure it is illegal to export them, can't even carry it out yourself if you visit, not even a brand new one. You can however buy and export all the replicas to your heart's content.

 

[wordy]

A 15" black bit of piping

Yeah...piping

 

[Salty22]

I might have posted this already (memory is crap) but my best friend always slept with a claw hammer next to his bed named old faithful.
Everytime ive helped him move house weve always had a joke about him packing it up last

 

[Nasher]

I have an automatic Co2 pellet gun which is from Russia, holds 30 rounds. I wouldn't want to be the one on the other end of it. Luckily no one has demanded lead poisoning yet

 

[ThriceNightly]

Keep an old cut down garden rake handle at top of stairs....ash lovely piece of kit

If my detached garage gets broken into have co2 rifle and jetbeam torch to use from 2nd bedroom vantage point

 

[alexakasloth]

Glenfiddich 15 yr Solera Reserva. Coax any intruders with a fine tipple.

 

[Bluecube]

I’ve got a wife and I’m not afraid to use her.

 

[dowie]

I have an automatic Co2 pellet gun which is from Russia, holds 30 rounds. I wouldn't want to be the one on the other end of it. Luckily no one has demanded lead poisoning yet

I presume you're not located in the UK then?

 

[Akagi]

There's a rather large breaker bar under the edge of my bed. Next to my socket set of course.

 

[Landy]

Nice big and heavy metal torch, nothing too expensive, just right to do some damage if the need occured.

 

[Bickaxe]

A short Derry girl who's favourite threat is "Cross your legs, you're only worth one bullet" and has some interesting family connections.

 

[Vore]

Bookshelf.

 

[Blackjack Davy]

Used to keep a bat at the old place but its pretty quiet around here and communal door security is pretty good.

My guess is that you'd be arrested, probably not prosecuted, almost certainly not convicted. For example, a case that went to court involved a person inside a house shooting a person outside the house and killing them. They were acquitted on the grounds of reasonable force on the basis that the person outside was going to break in and attack them. Defence laws are very strong here.

Its got to be "reasonable" though you can't just shoot someone or bludgeon them to death because they broke in they've got to be threatening you or your life to be in danger or you'll likely end up behind bars yourself.

 

[chief barker]

There's a rather large breaker bar under the edge of my bed. Next to my socket set of course.

Ah pimping your bed as well as the car then?

 

[Akagi]

Say what?

e; Oh do you mean pimping as in modifying? God I was so confused...

 

[Adnams Drinker]

Used to have a German Shepherd and a German Shepherd/Spaniel cross, but unfortunately they moved out along with my soon-to-be ex-wife. Now I make do with a Duncan Fearnley cricket bat autographed by the 1978 England and Worcestershire teams that my Dad won in a raffle when I was about nine ...

 

[Eurofighter]

Nothing of note, could throw my ash tray at them.