Do you know any gay people

Yes, I know some gay people. Seems bizarre that anyone would not given how many people are gay.

One of my best mates decided he was gay when we were teenagers, noshed off another chap, didn't like it and through in the towell. Best part is before his trial run he came out to everyone we know. Nobody cared but it is hilarious now he is straight and married to a complete hottie - it's the source of a lot of banter. Moral is, suck it and see before making the big announcment;)
 
The UK is a bit backwards with sexuality, they think having a ear ring in your left ear is gay. In the rest of the world its having a willy up a mans bum.

:eek: My left ear is peirced, 3 times! I must be mega gay!!

Bett go home and tell my pregnant girlfriend asap :D

I always though it was your right ear that made you a benny as did a shedload of other people I know
 
In 1978 my wife's eldest sister got married and she invited her 2 Uncles who I had never seen.
I met Uncle Alan from Leeds for the first time and went back to my wife (girlfriend at the time) and said :
Me - I didn't know you had a gay Uncle
Her - I don't
Me - Yes you do, Uncle Alan
Her - He isn't gay
Me - He's camper than a row of tents
Her - He isn't gay
Me - He's gayer than Quentin Crisp
Her - No he isn't
Me - OK then, explain Uncle Stephen
Her - He's the man who has lived with him for many years - oh blimey

:D
 
Going to an all boys school, it was inevitable that some boys ended up being gay. A few of the gay people seemed to be straight having girlfriends and all, but eventually came out towards the end of the last school year.
 
One of my good mates is gay. But he's a bit of a nutter, always has been, nowt's off limits to him.
He gets the **** taken a bit from some of my other good mates, but he takes it in good humour and is really open about everything. If you ask.
 
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