Dolphins Sexually Assaulting Humans?

panthro · 15 Jan 2008 at 14:02

Apologies for this strange topic, but following on from banter at lunch today, someone mentioned a quote from the mighty boosh about raping dolphins. Then someone else said "did you know that dolphins have been known to rape humans?" He then went on to explain that dolphins are the only other creatures that have sex for pleasure as well as reproduction, and that they have been known to rape people that go swimming with them, such as children with special needs.
Without getting caught out by IT for googling "dolphin rape", is there any truth in this whatsoever? I find it pretty hard to believe a dolphin would be capable of this :confused:

Delete if this is an unsuitable thread.

theonebillygunn · 15 Jan 2008 at 14:08

panthro said:
Apologies for this strange topic, but following on from banter at lunch today, someone mentioned a quote from the mighty boosh about raping dolphins. Then someone else said "did you know that dolphins have been known to rape humans?" He then went on to explain that dolphins are the only other creatures that have sex for pleasure as well as reproduction, and that they have been known to rape people that go swimming with them, such as children with special needs.
Without getting caught out by IT for googling "dolphin rape", is there any truth in this whatsoever? I find it pretty hard to believe a dolphin would be capable of this Delete if this is an unsuitable thread.

LOL why children with special needs?

malfunkshun · 15 Jan 2008 at 14:11

lol the fact that you need to ask suggests to me that you don't deserve an answer

But, afaiwa, horses are the only other mamal to do sex for pleasure....need I go on?

Booner! · 15 Jan 2008 at 14:11

ROFL at this thread. Yes, Dolphins like to rape people. It's a well known fact.

I mean seriously, how would your get raped by a Dolphin? "Does this taste like rohypnal to you?"

5*'s

Glaucus · 15 Jan 2008 at 14:11

how the hell would a dolphin get a swim suit of, or pi a person down. Rofl, you've been had.

malfunkshun · 15 Jan 2008 at 14:12

Booner! said:
ROFL at this thread. Yes, Dolphins like to rape people. It's a well known fact.

I mean seriously, how would your get raped by a Dolphin? "Does this taste like rohypnal to you?"

I guess one could flipper over and do the surprise sex thing

dustiestrat · 15 Jan 2008 at 14:12

by sounds of it its true done qucik search.
http://http://myrandts.blogspot.com/2007/03/dolphin-sex.html

Dolphins are also known to have interspecies sex with other dolphins, porpoises and humans!!?! Here is an excerpt from a CNN report in June 2002 about George (a horny male dolphin) which tried to hump humans.

Georges is a bottlenose dolphin and has made Weymouth harbour, Dorset his home for the summer. Thousands of people have been swimming with him and watching him from boats, but his behavior starting changing a month ago. Ric O'Barry, the trainer on the show 'Flipper' was brought in to investigate and has apparently seen this behavior before. 'When dolphins get sexually excited, they try to isolate a swimmer, normally female. They do this by circling around the individual and gradually move them away from the beach, boat or crowd of people.' O'Barry said the dolphin would get very excited and rough before trying to mate with a swimmer, possibly causing them to drown.

Booner! · 15 Jan 2008 at 14:13

AcidHell2 said:
how the hell would a dolphin get a swim suit of, or pi a person down. Rofl, you've been had.

They don't need to, they are like the Chuck Norris of the aquatic world.

For example, your know that Chuck Norris doesn't have any doors in his house, only walls which he walks through...

You get the point, Dolphins are pretty dope

theonebillygunn · 15 Jan 2008 at 14:13

dustiestrat said:
by sounds of it its true done qucik search.
http://http://myrandts.blogspot.com/2007/03/dolphin-sex.html

Dolphins are also known to have interspecies sex with other dolphins, porpoises and humans!!?! Here is an excerpt from a CNN report in June 2002 about George (a horny male dolphin) which tried to hump humans.

Georges is a bottlenose dolphin and has made Weymouth harbour, Dorset his home for the summer. Thousands of people have been swimming with him and watching him from boats, but his behavior starting changing a month ago. Ric O'Barry, the trainer on the show 'Flipper' was brought in to investigate and has apparently seen this behavior before. 'When dolphins get sexually excited, they try to isolate a swimmer, normally female. They do this by circling around the individual and gradually move them away from the beach, boat or crowd of people.' O'Barry said the dolphin would get very excited and rough before trying to mate with a swimmer, possibly causing them to drown.

LOL!!! would love to see the reconstruction of that on crimewatch

Booner! · 15 Jan 2008 at 14:15

dustiestrat said:
O'Barry said the dolphin would get very excited and rough before trying to mate with a swimmer, possibly causing them to drown.

Doctor: "I believe that this patient died by causes of asphyxiation, or to put it simply... choked on a Dolphin member"

basmic · 15 Jan 2008 at 14:15

malfunkshun said:
I guess one could flipper over and do the surprise sex thing

Second result from Google image search:

Hobgoblin · 15 Jan 2008 at 14:16

Dogs try and hump peoples legs, not really rape though is it? are you suggesting we put dolphins on a register?

and that they have been known to rape people that go swimming with them, such as children with special needs.

Quote of the week rofl

Booner! · 15 Jan 2008 at 14:16

basmic said:
Second result from Google image search:

Oh man that had me in tears

strudey · 15 Jan 2008 at 14:16

panthro said:
He then went on to explain that dolphins are the only other creatures that have sex for pleasure as well as reproduction,

Suggesting that all the other creatures decide they want babies, and therefore have sex? Is he completely off his rocker?

geuben · 15 Jan 2008 at 14:19

dustiestrat said:
snip....

I was just going to mention about that very same dolphin. Indeed the story is true, I swam with that dolphin a couple of times. The really little kids didnt seem to know what it was trying to do when it was trying to do it though. When i was there it never actually raped anyone (or really got close). There was this one guy who came down with a flipper (yes singular, was like divers fins only stuck together like a dolphins tail) and he went swimming off with it into deeper water, who knows what he got up to

Glaucus · 15 Jan 2008 at 14:21

But thats still not rape. It's trying to but it's not having sex with you.

gjrc · 15 Jan 2008 at 14:22

dolphins have been known to "rape" other dolphins but not humans!""

gangs of young male dolphins will often segregate an unwilling female and have their wicked way with her!

Booner! · 15 Jan 2008 at 14:22

My (female) puppy used to jump on my little sister's back (aged 5 at the time) and hump the crap out of her... My sister used to encourage it and used to say "go on, do the monkey dance!"

Dog is now old and merely humps the carpet with it's itchy bumcrack now. Gone are the days of the monkey dance

V-Spec · 15 Jan 2008 at 14:22

panthro said:
and that they have been known to rape people that go swimming with them, such as children with special needs.
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Quote of the day...

Coke all over the keyboard..

dustiestrat · 15 Jan 2008 at 14:24

i'd imagine the op mentioned special needs kids specially since they do swim a lot with dolphins to try and improve or cure there conditions . maybe dolphin sperms has magical healing properties?