Dolphins Sexually Assaulting Humans?

panthro · 15 Jan 2008 at 14:24

Im just quoting what he said!!

Ive realised the ridiculousness of that quote. It was implied because special needs children do a lot of swimming with dolphins and for the best part, are defenseless.

WillyNelson · 15 Jan 2008 at 14:24

Dolphins have been documented to 'rape' other dolphins. I think the Blue Planet has a sequence where two adolesent males corale a female into the shallows and have their way with her.

Tefal · 15 Jan 2008 at 14:25

WillyNelson said:
Dolphins have been documented to 'rape' other dolphins. I think the Blue Planet has a sequence where two adolesent males corale a female into the shallows and have their way with her.

oh god now i have picture in my mind of David atinbough commentating a rape

hamesy · 15 Jan 2008 at 14:28

In would say TTIUWP, but that is just way OTT.

theonebillygunn · 15 Jan 2008 at 14:29

Tefal said:
oh god now i have picture in my mind of David atinbough commentating a rape

If I was to be raped, I'd be honoured to have Sir David commentating on it tbh

Tefal · 15 Jan 2008 at 14:30

theonebillygunn said:
If I was to be raped, I'd be honoured to have Sir David commentating on it tbh

it would make a nice video to show your grandkids

stevenazari1 · 15 Jan 2008 at 14:30

they have been known to rape people that go swimming with them, such as children with special needs.

and then this!!!!

basmic said:
Second result from Google image search:

"IS IT IN!?!"
"AAAARRRRGHGHGHH!!!"

Omg cracked up! haha

oh yeah

greeny_fastcar · 15 Jan 2008 at 14:30

hamesy said:
In would say TTIUWP, but that is just way OTT.

stevenazari1 · 15 Jan 2008 at 14:34

omg hahaha looks like jabba the hut!

dustiestrat · 15 Jan 2008 at 14:34

concidering their meant to be the second most intelliegent animals on planet you'd think they'd choose better more attractive humans and spec needs kids i mean they must see plenty of bikini clad totty.

V-Spec · 15 Jan 2008 at 14:35

If they rape children with special needs, isn't that an indication of a pretty high level of intelligence lol.. weeding out the ones that can't get away or swim as fast :eek:

dustiestrat · 15 Jan 2008 at 14:37

i guess doesnt show taste though does it

V-Spec · 15 Jan 2008 at 14:39

Quote from Chris Morris - On the hour.

"I imagine Dolphins are not backward, about coming forward with their tummy bananas"

Tefal · 15 Jan 2008 at 14:40

stevenazari1 said:
omg hahaha looks like jabba the hut!

i think we watched massively different star wars films :eek:

yaboy · 15 Jan 2008 at 14:44

LMFAO @ this thread.. XD

.Kencs · 15 Jan 2008 at 14:44

malfunkshun said:
I guess one could flipper over and do the surprise sex thing

PMSL

Belmit · 15 Jan 2008 at 14:46

It's all true! I was a victim of what experts are now calling 'bottlenosing'.

4T5 · 15 Jan 2008 at 14:47

Classic thread.
I'm laughing to much to think of something decent to write.
Drowned by attempted Dolphin rape

Can you imagine the partner asking if the Life insurance covers it

mks2005 · 15 Jan 2008 at 14:48

In case anyone gets any ideas. Let's just say that they are "powerful" in terms of "offloading". Apparently it can kill you.

PixelChef · 15 Jan 2008 at 14:49

If a Dolphin tried to rape me I would quite happily allow it to. They're hot.

Dolphins Sexually Assaulting Humans?

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