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Dolphins Sexually Assaulting Humans?
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I find that slightly disturbing
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There was a king of hill episode which covered this, Louanne got hank a swim with dolphin's voucher. While he was in the pool, he managed to get it sexually excited It then proceeded to try and have it's wicked way with him. Good episode that one 
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could you imagine the police lineup .
"ma'am can you see who raped you in the line "
"yes officer it was, it was the one with the big nose"
"ma'am can you see who raped you in the line "
"yes officer it was, it was the one with the big nose"
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LOL I remember reading about this aaaaaaaaaaaaaaages ago, as in 10 years ago..
In fact it's this article, from 1996!
*edit* lol having read it, probably not appropriate for here, but that is old school internetz
In fact it's this article, from 1996!
*edit* lol having read it, probably not appropriate for here, but that is old school internetz
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I'm waiting for the first ever
dolphin to appear on the Jeremy Kyle show.
dolphin to appear on the Jeremy Kyle show.
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I would say that is more Jerry Springer.
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Apologies for this strange topic, but following on from banter at lunch today, someone mentioned a quote from the mighty boosh about raping dolphins. Then someone else said "did you know that dolphins have been known to rape humans?" He then went on to explain that dolphins are the only other creatures that have sex for pleasure as well as reproduction, and that they have been known to rape people that go swimming with them, such as children with special needs.
Without getting caught out by IT for googling "dolphin rape", is there any truth in this whatsoever? I find it pretty hard to believe a dolphin would be capable of thisDelete if this is an unsuitable thread.
Oh my god and i though Flipper was just being nice to me
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ROFL at this thread. Yes, Dolphins like to rape people. It's a well known fact.
I mean seriously, how would your get raped by a Dolphin? "Does this taste like rohypnal to you?"
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This topic made me wee, especially that last line.
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why the hell did you need to say they rape disabled kids
i think they are known to rape other dolphins but not humans lol.
i think they are known to rape other dolphins but not humans lol.
I didnt believe him!!
Just to clarify again - Im just repeating what he said, and he seemed 100% serious. We all laughed at him.
Really?
Just to clarify again - Im just repeating what he said, and he seemed 100% serious. We all laughed at him.
Really?
lol the fact that you need to ask suggests to me that you don't deserve an answer
But, afaiwa, horses are the only other mamal to do sex for pleasure....need I go on?
Incorrect.
Bonobo Chimpanzees also have sex for pleasure, adn also as a powerful social tool.
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Just reminds me of that South Park episode..the one where Kyles dad has plastic surgery
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