Driving in France - some thoughts and experiences

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Just got back from a lovely Easter break in Villelongue de la Salanque, a quiet little village near Perpignan in southern France. Dad and I drove down in Dad's '05 Fiat Panda, with Mum and my sister flying out to meet us a couple of days later. A quick summary of what seem to be the rules of the road in France.

1) Don't give way to anything.
2) Especially if signs say you must.
3) Speed limits are targets, feel free to comfortably exceed them.
4) Cyclists are allowed to ride anywhere they please, ignore any signals that they want, and annoy whoever they want to.
5) You must wait for around 5-6 seconds after a traffic light has gone green before considering the possibility of thinking about formulating a plan to come up with a strategy regarding how you intend to move off. Admittedly, the procedure is actually the same each time....but you still need to plan it out on each occasion.

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On a somewhat lighter note, I enjoyed my first driving experience on the continent. We took the Dover-Boulogne crossing on the cat-type ferry, drove to Chartres and stayed overnight, then drove to Clermont-Ferrand and from there down the country, over the Massif Central and down towards Perpignan. The Panda is a nice little car to go bombing around in, especially with the 1.3 MultiJet TD engine and the big sunroof. Oh, and the drive down is made totally worth it by the Millau Viaduct.....it truly is a beautiful piece of engineering, with the added bonus that you save about 4-6 hours of narrow winding roads and traffic jams that you used to encounter by going anywhere near Millau :)
 
Firestar_3x said:
4-6 hours of winding country roads you say....

I'm so going :D

I remember around 8 years ago being sat in the back of the Volvo my Dad had at the time as we crawled along those roads in the middle of the Mother Of All Traffic Jams.....not pleasant. At least with the bridge there now you get to see something pretty and cut out all that stupid nonsense of driving down one side of the valley and back up the other.

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Luke15 said:
You would have had a better experience driving in Germany

Germany bores me to death. The weather is generally crap, the food is pretty uninspiring, and I can't honestly see why people would want to go there. About the only thing I can think of is the fact that there are a few autobahns where you can cruise at Ludicrous Speed, but frankly that doesn't make the basis for a nice Easter vacation :)
 
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jamoor said:
have you ever been outside of europe?

Been to Seattle, Vancouver, Vancouver Island, Toronto. Good enough for you? :)

And inside of Europe, just to give you a complete picture here, I've been to Spain, Germany, Italy and Holland in addition to France.

What was your point by the way?
 
jamoor said:
ah right, no wonder,
anywhere in asia or africa, its 10 times worse than what you have experienced, you didnt have to deal with camels, donkeys, rickshaws etc etc.

Ah, with you. Yes, I imagine that there are many places where it is far worse. Doesn't change the fact that French drivers are maniacs though ;)
 
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