Drunk Russian sleeps off knifing

[Sankari]

A Russian man trying to sleep off a night of after-work drinking failed to notice a six-inch (15-cm) knife in his back - until his wife woke him up.

Yuri Lyalin, 53, took a bus home, ate breakfast and apparently slept like a baby before his spouse noticed a handle sticking out of his back.

He was rushed to casualty but doctors found no vital organs damaged.

Mr Lyalin shrugged the episode off but the drinking partner who stabbed him faces trial, Russian media report.
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Beeb.

 

[theNude]

i hate it when friends stab you in the back

 

[Will_3rd]

Read about this yesterday, that's one tough guy.

 

[fonzee]

jeez, now that is one story for the pub!

 

[Cosimo]

Ha, so vodka is a cure for back pain.

 

[Sankari]

"It's only a flesh wound!!!"

 

[scorza]

Anybody else reminded of that Russian dude in the Pine Barrens episode of the Sopranos?

This guy must have been an interior decorator too

 

[Dugganator]

lol must have a few to many vodak's

 

[The Dread Pirate]

"Ay Ay a scratch a scratch"

 

[Daniel75]

Boris the Blade?

 

[A.N.Other]

Ha, so vodka is a cure for back pain.

Well duh!

Classic story.

 

[Kristoph]

Haha.

His alleged attacker reported the crime to the police himself, Interfax adds. Mr Lyalin apparently feels fine and bears no ill-will.

"We were drinking and what doesn't happen when you're drunk?" he was quoted by Komsomolskaya Pravda as saying.

Well I certainly wouldn't be drinking with a so called mate if I get stabbed now and then...

 

[Lashout_UK]

Boris the Blade?

LOL!

.........<coughs> "Almooooooztttt"

 

[Lysander]

"We were drinking and what doesn't happen when you're drunk?"

 

[Kyle009]

Haha. Vodka saves the day again

 

[slambo69]

He would fit right in here in glasgow!

Drinks and can take a stabbing or two!

 

[Fireskull]

Boris the Blade?

Brilliant! my inital thought was Boris

"As bent as the Soviet's sickle, and as hard as the hammer that crosses it. Apparently, it's impossible to kill the *******"

 

[Spend_day]

LOL im left speachless by this.

excellent story.

 

[Hilly]

In mother Russia, you stab Knife.

Unbelievable... apparently he slept like a baby. Don't tell Hollywood as it'll be the new craze!

 

[Arjun806]

Wow, that guy is actually Boris from Snatch