Due to the current economic crisis Greece is cancelling all production of houmous and taramasalata.

[wkingsnorth]

Oh dear... Dear oh dear oh dear...

 

[TurnipHead]

Made me laugh! Good joke thread for once.

2/10.

 

[dav3evans]

 

[godinman]

That was actually all right.

 

[dav3evans]

Read it myself, thought it was kind of funny. Read it aloud to the gf and burst out laughing half way through the punch line..lulz

 

[MikeHunt79]

 

[robfosters]

It was OK, but i saw it coming like a fat man with a chicken on his head.

 

[bobo696]

nice and deep, or dip

 

[JayMax]

Nice one, there's nothing wrong with double dippers

 

[Monkeynut]

A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre.



So he gave it to her.

 

[gambitt]

That was a crete joke.

 

[sbi5ar]

That made me laugh OP good one.

 

[Skidder]

Relayed that to the wife last night and got a good giggle out of her. She was a bit tiddly though.

 

[andy_mk3]

The England team visited an orphanage in Poland today. "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope" said Igor, aged 6.