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I thought I'd start a thread with this laughable excuse for money, should glean a bit of laughter from some of you.

Dear Respectful,
Good day,
I know that this email will come to you as a surprise because you don,t know me and i don,t know you too.
My name is Queen Evan,i am 20 years old and an ophan.My late father died in auto crash in Decembar 2005.My late father was kill in a suspected road accident but the police reported that my late father was drunk and full of alcohol before his death.For further information on the death of my father,you can visit this website: http://www.mosnews.com/news/2005/12/22/drunklatvian.shtml
However,my late father was a successful business man who lived in Hongkong before coming back to my country, Latvia.Before the death of my father,he told me that he deposited the sum of US$5.500,000:00{five Million,five hundred thousand US Dollars only} with the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China{ICBC}in the year 1999.I have contacted the ICBC Bank and they told me that i am free to come and claim the money as the only son of my late father.
Now,i am presently living with my unlce who is taking care of my school and my uncle is very wicked to me.He has seized all my late father,s properties and sold them away without showing any consign to me.Now,i don,t want him to know about the US$5.500,000:00 with the ICBC Bank that is why i am contacting you to give me and urgently assist so that i can instruct the ICBC Bank to transfer the money to your account to enable me come to meet you in your country.
My main reason of contacting you is because i don,t want my uncle to know about the money because he may claim it and seize the money and i will not get anything.
I am assuring you that this money belong to my late father and it is safe,risk free and legal.
Let me know if your ready to help me on this so that i can give you the detail information of the bank{ICBC},and we reach and agreement on what will be your share.
I am waiting for your reply.
Best regards,
Miss.Queen Evan.

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I do like that they are called Queen, do they only know about the Royal family and think that Queen is a common prefix to a name? :D

Anyone else got some amusing Spam?
 
I have an account that gets loads daily sadly! :o

Good day Sherman,
I found your name in the Central Computer among the list of unpaid (Contractors, Inheritance next of kin and lotto beneficiaries that was originated from American, Europe, Asia plus Middle east and Africans) among the list of individuals and companies that your unpaid fund has been located to the Standard Chartered Bank, HSBC,Barclays Bank, Natwest Bank, and Bank of America plus CBN.
Your name appeared among the beneficiaries who will receive a part-payment of US$21.5 million and has been approved already for months.
You are requested to get back to me for more direction and instruction on how to receive your fund.
However, we received an email from one Mr. Robert Water
who told us that he is your next of kin and that you died
in a car accident last week.
Dr Robert Water account co-ordinate as follows:
Bank of Lebanon
A/c no: 890458984589
Routing No: bl 275-79665
Aba no: BL-ANAJFG-FL
Beneficiary: Dr Robert Water
He has also submitted his account for us to transfer the fund to him.
We want to hear from you before we can make the transfer to confirm if you are dead or not.
Once again, I apologize to you on behalf Of IMF (International Monetary Fund)
http://www.imf.org/external/np/omd/bios/rrf.htm failure to receive your funds in time, which according to records in the system had been long overdue.
Pls reply through system representative Mr.Fain wallace.
Email: [email protected]
Yours Sincerely,
Fain Wallace.
On behalf of Mr Rodrigo de Rato Figaredo
Managing Director, IMF
 
What is the point in posting these, pretty much everyone has had one at some point, its spam so why spam the forums with it, crazy!
 
They are amusing in varying degrees. I personally hadn't had any for a while due to decent filtering, so I thought I'd post it and see if anyone had any funnier ones.

:)
 
Teledude said:
Pls reply through system representative Mr.Fain wallace.
Email: [email protected]
Yours Sincerely,
Fain Wallace.
On behalf of Mr Rodrigo de Rato Figaredo
Managing Director, IMF
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I love the thought that a Managing Director uses yahoo mail. :D
 
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