Embarassing moments

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Last night at my gig I noticed about 15 women all sitting around a table having a drink and a laugh. A little bit later one of them was shouting the name of our bass player "Mr Wooooooooooooood, Mr Wooooooooooooood" etc. I asked him why they were shouting and they were all teachers from the same school who taught his 3 kids. A few of them came to talk to us and then I realised that somebody was missing who I knew worked at that school and I asked why she wasn't there. One of the tipsier ones replied that she wasn't there because they didn't like her. Forward about an hour later and we went on and in walked this particular person to watch our band and then she noticed all her colleagues in the corner :eek: She gave them a dirty look and walked straight out.

Nearly as good as something that happened to my mum. My Mum can be very nasty and we took her out for a meal. When we got there she noticed that all the women (about 20 of them) from her church were sitting at the back having a group meal and she hadn't been invited.
 
In a moment of madness, a girl i liked asked for my number and i gave her my Mum's number. I have NO idea why i did that and the next thing my Mum said to me was "Um, this text may be meant for you?". :o
 
One of my sisters friends came to our house once to see my sis, and I had no idea who she was sowhen I opened the best part of a minute of avoiding eye contact until my sister came in to the hallway.

Felt sooooooo stupid.
 
Zefan said:
One of my sisters friends came to our house once to see my sis, and I had no idea who she was sowhen I opened the best part of a minute of avoiding eye contact until my sister came in to the hallway.

Felt sooooooo stupid.


Thats just odd. Did you not think to ask her who she was. She could have been a burgler for all you knew.
 
Ice Rich said:
Thats just odd. Did you not think to ask her who she was. She could have been a burgler for all you knew.

Indeed, but I was like 9. She just stood at the door saying nothing :\
 
Zefan said:
One of my sisters friends came to our house once to see my sis, and I had no idea who she was sowhen I opened the best part of a minute of avoiding eye contact until my sister came in to the hallway.

Felt sooooooo stupid.

I feel stupid, because I dont get this. What did you open? How do you open "the best part of a minute" and what the hell im confused?!

... seriously :(

TM
 
Just thought of a similar one that happened to me like my original post.

Around 1979 I was singing and playing 2nd guitar in a rock band and we never got past the practising stage.
I was also being a bit of a pain with the direction of the music.
I've always gone out and watched local rock acts and this one night I saw a new name at a pub that didn't normally have bands on and I went along.
Imagine my jaw dropping when it was my band with another frontman :eek:
 
G|mp said:
I asked a Woman at work the other day when she was due

Random Tubby bint: "Im not pregnant" !!

G|mp: :eek: :o :D

haha! Good job! Bet you'll be avoiding her from now on.. fat girls are mean.


dmpoole said:
Just thought of a similar one that happened to me like my original post.

Around 1979 I was singing and playing 2nd guitar in a rock band and we never got past the practising stage.
I was also being a bit of a pain with the direction of the music.
I've always gone out and watched local rock acts and this one night I saw a new name at a pub that didn't normally have bands on and I went along.
Imagine my jaw dropping when it was my band with another frontman :eek:

BUURN! :p
 
dmpoole said:
Just thought of a similar one that happened to me like my original post.

Around 1979 I was singing and playing 2nd guitar in a rock band and we never got past the practising stage.
I was also being a bit of a pain with the direction of the music.
I've always gone out and watched local rock acts and this one night I saw a new name at a pub that didn't normally have bands on and I went along.
Imagine my jaw dropping when it was my band with another frontman :eek:

Ouch!
 
I called someone a fat munster at the very second the music went off in a nightclub. she turned and looked at me, i felt harsh :(
 
The worst embarassment is the type you lose freinds over, as I found out several years ago, very long story involving a girl I once knew and a massive mix up on her birthday :(
 
pitchfork said:
The worst embarassment is the type you lose freinds over, as I found out several years ago, very long story involving a girl I once knew and a massive mix up on her birthday :(
Speak, child, let us share your pain.
 
new guy at work has no right arm due to an accident...

first time i met him someone had warned me about him missing a right arm.

didnt stop me putting my hand out to shake it in front of all the managers though. :o
 
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