Embarrassing moments at work

Phate · 7 Sep 2006 at 12:55

Well yesturday i had an embarrassing moment at work.

I had sneeze but didn't have a tissue at hand - I payed for it

This caused me to have a nosebleed...then i felt another sneeze coming along, i panicked, looking for something to cover my nose and yes the sneeze came and i've had to have a new keyboard though....everyone thought i had been beaten up as i walked to the toilet lol

Mr Mag00 · 7 Sep 2006 at 12:56

today, just now. when i read the Elton thread!!

SideWinder · 7 Sep 2006 at 12:58

Going into work practically straight from a party with a lovebite on my neck.

starscream · 7 Sep 2006 at 13:00

Called my boss "Dad" before...

Nathan · 7 Sep 2006 at 13:00

I was picking my nose at my desk yesterday and got a bad nose bleed funny enough. NIGHT MARE!!! No tissues so had to sit their holding my nose, all along a girl from warehouse comes to speak to me and a woman from the office while im their looking like a tit holding my nose hoping they dont notice LOL When they bugger off I get my monitor wipes and wipe any exess blood away before a double check with my mate next to me

Was not going to walk through our open plan office holding my noise.

MasterMike · 7 Sep 2006 at 13:01

I fell over once.

Phate · 7 Sep 2006 at 13:02

Nathan said:
Was not going to walk through our open plan office holding my noise.

How do you think i felt, i HAD to walk through it with blood partially over my hands and face...

Nathan · 7 Sep 2006 at 13:03

Ah also, always getting bullied for wearing tight t shirts from my work collegues. They shout it out across the whole office, the gays. Because they are all FAT and I have a good physique

Raymond Lin · 7 Sep 2006 at 13:03

What's the new keyboard got to do with your nosebleeds?

Phate · 7 Sep 2006 at 13:04

Nathan said:
Ah also, always getting bullied for wearing tight t shirts from my work collegues. They shout it out across the whole office, the gays. Because they are all FAT and I have a good physique

...sure

Phate · 7 Sep 2006 at 13:05

Raymond Lin said:
What's the new keyboard got to do with your nosebleeds?

had a bad nosebleed, i sneezed, therefore keyboard covered in blood, i came back from the toilets and it had been swapped by someone, and the old one was in the bin

Nathan · 7 Sep 2006 at 13:05

Phate said:
How do you think i felt, i HAD to walk through it with blood partially over my hands and face...

Hmm im also a confident good looking lad if I say so myself, but man I have a right consciousness of just walking through the office. Blags my head.

locutus12 · 7 Sep 2006 at 13:06

Raymond Lin said:
What's the new keyboard got to do with your nosebleeds?

nose bleed + sneezing - tissues = blood splatters everywhere.

toy_soldier · 7 Sep 2006 at 13:06

Raymond Lin said:
What's the new keyboard got to do with your nosebleeds?

Probably because it was covered in blood

Edit: Beaten

Nathan · 7 Sep 2006 at 13:06

Phate said:
...sure

18 months in a gym + good diet isnt for nowt

locutus12 · 7 Sep 2006 at 13:07

Nathan said:
Hmm im also a confident good looking lad if I say so myself, but man I have a right consciousness of just walking through the office. Blags my head.

a good looking guy called nathan who wears tight T-Shirts ... hmmm...

Nathan · 7 Sep 2006 at 13:08

locutus12 said:
a good looking guy called nathan who wears tight T-Shirts ... hmmm...

Who manages to have a good looking gf

O did I say some of them are pink :x

locutus12 · 7 Sep 2006 at 13:09

Nathan said:
Who manages to have a good looking gf

bugger.

Phate · 7 Sep 2006 at 13:10

Nathan said:
18 months in a gym + good diet isnt for nowt

the diet part! so thats where i've been going wrong....

and you spent 18 months in a gym? ....sad i would have thought you would have left atlest once....even for the toilet

Phate · 7 Sep 2006 at 13:11

Nathan said:
Who manages to have a good looking gf

TTIWUP