End Of The Week Joke

SourChipmunk · 20 Nov 2010 at 07:27

burrell said:
Why don't you just have a quick read and find out?

Done, mate. Read it again. Damn good story!

Incidentally, those were all incomplete sentences.

Combat squirrel · 20 Nov 2010 at 10:03

This entire threads a sickipedia joke thread, at least reference where your getting them from

Van Hellseek · 20 Nov 2010 at 10:07

Deadbeat said:
Are we doing poems now?

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Get in the van
I've got a knife

VFM Addict · 20 Nov 2010 at 13:44

Got a letter from the Origami Society today. I'm not sure what to make of it.

Anyone who says holding your first born for the first time is the best feeling in the world obviously hasn't had two Kit-Kats come out of a vending machine when they've only paid for one.

fiveub · 20 Nov 2010 at 14:49

Oh dear...

Sonea Fifer · 20 Nov 2010 at 16:17

The diary of Hermione Granger age 14

Wednesday : 10:30pm
Cant sleep & very bored.
All I have to keep myself occupied is this magic wand thing with it's stupid bloody vibrating tip and.............. hold it a second !!

Thursday
Busy

Friday
Busy

Saturday
Busy

tibbsey · 20 Nov 2010 at 16:24

platinum87 said:
So, there's a man crawling through the desert...
Some stuff.
THE END

That's Tefal's joke*.

*I'm aware it's not his joke, but it's his joke!

Tefal · 20 Nov 2010 at 16:25

kgi said:
Riot implies friction and protest, so how can that be part of a party?

**** the host's missus.

milkinc13 · 20 Nov 2010 at 16:28

1 more quick joke

Welsh rugby team!

(yes i do support Wales)

Cosimo · 20 Nov 2010 at 16:30

milkinc13 said:
1 more quick joke

Welsh rugby team!

(yes i do support Wales)

Have they lost again?

milkinc13 · 20 Nov 2010 at 16:39

no they drew against Fiji!

Tefal · 20 Nov 2010 at 17:12

milkinc13 said:
(yes i do support Wales)

I feel for ya buddy

At least alcohol numbs the pain.

Cosimo · 20 Nov 2010 at 17:15

milkinc13 said:
no they drew against Fiji!

You should be celebrating.

EdGey · 29 Dec 2010 at 04:12

izzy eckerslike said:
Last night i banged my head before i went to bed,so i put a load of margerine on it.............
Woke up this morning and the bump was still there.......

I cant believe it`s not better.

NO! NO!

edit: Yup, just bumped a thread from November. Apologies, forgot I was still on the search page.

gillywibble · 29 Dec 2010 at 08:09

Bah. You sir, bumped, and I re-read the whole thread :mad:

Dan Dan · 29 Dec 2010 at 09:48

MikeHunt79 said:
Some of you people making jokes about Lily Allen losing her baby is just wrong.

It's not fair and I think you're really mean.

Welcome to my Signature

Fuzz · 29 Dec 2010 at 09:57

Welcome to last month.

Keep up at the back!

Only really came in here to be pedantic about the fact it's not even the end of the week..

Cosimo · 29 Dec 2010 at 09:59

For a second I thought it was the end of the week. Ban the bumper.

izzy eckerslike · 29 Dec 2010 at 10:05

A woman walks into a record store and asks;
"Do you have jingle bells on a seven inch"
The young man behind the counter answers;
" No, but I have dangly b@lls on a nine inch"
The woman says;
"But thats not a record, is it?"
And the young guy answers:
" No,but its not too ------- bad for a sixteen year old"

One man said to the other,`I hear we might be going on strike, what are we striking for this time?
He said,`shorter hours.
The other replied ,I'm all in favour of that,I always thought sixty minutes was too long.

somewhatdamaged · 30 Dec 2010 at 14:20

Talbs13 said:
What's the difference between Lily Allen and a MILF?

3 months.

RIP baby lily

Absolutely appalling. Perhaps if you and your wife ever go through a miscarriage you can have a think about how awful your "joke" is.