Energy saving systems are a load of kack!

Aliboy said:
I always whack loads of loo roll down first to avoid splash back so I had a nice little brown volcano shaped turd floating on the loo roll threatening to brush against my ass cheeks at anytime.
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I don't know how loo paper could support such a mass. Is your poo like chocolate mousse?

Either that or your buttocks are incredibly dangly.
 
Lol from me at the bit where you were flapping your arms about trying to make the lights come on. :D
 
You know, I've often thought that what this place needs is more tales of troublesome defecations.

Only joking, I've never thought that.
 
5 stars Al, 5 stars. :D

Hope you don't mind but I have paragraphed your post as per comments above.

Such escapades while engaging in a good Forrest Gump should be there for all to laugh at.

A top tip for the future would be to carry a breeze block in your bag to lob over the cubicle door to activate the sensor. Let there be light. ;)
 
That can only be described as Epic Defecation. It's clearly not an unusual phenomena for you, since you went through all the trouble of preparing a splash barrier, but maybe you need to see to your diet. Or, possibly, poo more than once a month.
 
5/5* :D

Clearly a woman designed the system. Either that or some evil, sadistic bounder, as all sensible men know we like to take our time.

Luckily at my college there's energy saving everywhere except the toilets (so far). Hopefully they keep it that way TBH.
 
I saw this happening to a poor soul the other day. Walked into a toilet to be greeted with all the lights automatically turning on, only to find that there was a poor sod sat in the dark in an engaged cubical. I pity lol'ed.

What Uni are you at?
 
Theophany said:
Good lord man, what did you eat??
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For tea the previous night I had six minute steaks with a peppercorn sauce. I only ate the six because they were already two days out of date and I didn't want to waste them (plus, if you put them on top of each other it only really amounted to a decent sized steak anyway). That with a nice big portion of chuncky potato wedges. But what really set my backside off was a large dollop of this ...

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It's lovely stuff but a wee bit burny in the morning though :D
 
In other poo related news, someone left a turd ON THE FLOOR in the toilet at work yesterday. As if that wasn't bad enough, it was in the womens' toilets. All kinds of wrong.
 
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