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Soldato
lol crap sticks.
Soldato
Those sticks of crap are delicious 
Soldato
Tasty 
Caporegime
Man of Honour
There is nothing as tasty as a crisp crap stick. 
Man of Honour
Got these on a email a while back:
Bizarre Menu Items
Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce - China
Indonesian Nazi Goreng - Hong Kong
Muscles Of Marines/Lobster Thermos - Cairo
Prawn **** and tail - Cairo
**** in wine/Lioness cutlet - Cairo
French fried ships - Cairo
Garlic Coffee - Europe
Sole Bonne Femme (Fish Landlady style) - Europe
Boiled Frogfish - Europe
Sweat from the trolley - Europe
Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream - China
Rainbow Trout, Fillet Streak, Popotoes, Chocolate Mouse - Hong Kong
Roasted duck let loose - Poland
Beef rashers beaten up in the country peoples fashion - Poland
Fried friendship - Nepal
Strawberry crap - Japan
Pork with fresh garbage - Vietnam
Toes with butter and jam - Bali
Goose Barnacles - Spain
French Creeps - L.A.
Fried fishermen - Japan
Buttered saucepans and fried hormones - Japan
Teppan Yaki - Before Your Cooked Right Eyes - Japan
Pepelea's Meat Balls - Romania
Bizarre Menu Items
Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce - China
Indonesian Nazi Goreng - Hong Kong
Muscles Of Marines/Lobster Thermos - Cairo
Prawn **** and tail - Cairo
**** in wine/Lioness cutlet - Cairo
French fried ships - Cairo
Garlic Coffee - Europe
Sole Bonne Femme (Fish Landlady style) - Europe
Boiled Frogfish - Europe
Sweat from the trolley - Europe
Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream - China
Rainbow Trout, Fillet Streak, Popotoes, Chocolate Mouse - Hong Kong
Roasted duck let loose - Poland
Beef rashers beaten up in the country peoples fashion - Poland
Fried friendship - Nepal
Strawberry crap - Japan
Pork with fresh garbage - Vietnam
Toes with butter and jam - Bali
Goose Barnacles - Spain
French Creeps - L.A.
Fried fishermen - Japan
Buttered saucepans and fried hormones - Japan
Teppan Yaki - Before Your Cooked Right Eyes - Japan
Pepelea's Meat Balls - Romania
Soldato
I love eating crap I've caught, especially if it's fresh crap
The nuttier the better.
Man of Honour
I always liked the menu with "Assorted ****" as a choice.... wonder what that was meant to be.
Actually it was "Benumbed vegetables fries **** silk"
Explanation of it was good.
Actually it was "Benumbed vegetables fries **** silk"
Explanation of it was good.
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Soldato
I assume you let them know?
Not as good as the "fragmented hand grenades" dish you can get in a Spanish Chinese restaurant...
Apparently they meant pineapple, which really gets me wondering, were they looking in a book of ordinance at the pictures to see what the translation was?
Apparently they meant pineapple, which really gets me wondering, were they looking in a book of ordinance at the pictures to see what the translation was?
Soldato
Lol, intresting. I'd order one.
Caporegime
Tastes like chicken!
