Epic Fail: Nadine Coyle sells 117 copies on first day

[Tingtangmakadingdong]

as above...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1326113/Nadine-Coyle-facing-chart-misery-debut-single-sells-just-117-copies-day.html

i thought i had bad luck but it helps my depression to know others fail too

 

[Marky]

You would have thought she'd have more than 117 people she knew that she could ask to buy her song

 

[sanaxe1]

I'm surprised 2439 gets you to 35 in the charts.

 

[Azza]

Who? And promoting on Day Break...does anyone actually watch that program?

 

[Emlyn_Dewar]

I dunno... It sort of shows just how laughable the top 40 is...

And with digital downloads only reaching 2,439, Nadine has only managed to reach number 35 in the midweek charts.

2,439 sales gets you into the top 40?
LOL?

Edit; Curse you sanaxe1, curse you.

 

[Dj_Jestar]

Headline fail. She actually sold 2,456 copies and reached number 35 on the chart.

 

[britboy4321]

there's also an evil part of my soul that likes it when people/things badly fail.


It's like I really enjoyed reading about what a screw up the commonwealth games locations were and how the village had packs of wild dogs roaming it ... I shouldn't - I should be thinking 'Oh no how terrible' rather than 'er .. lol?'

 

[gillywibble]

Who?

 

[Marky]

Headline fail. She actually sold 2,456 copies and reached number 35 on the chart.

Still not much better
Can't believe it only takes just under 2500 to get on the top 40 chart =\ Sounds fishy

 

[lcg]

Who?

I'm surprised 2439 gets you to 35 in the charts.

Me too.

 

[Emlyn_Dewar]

there's also an evil part of my soul that likes it when people/things badly fail.

The below sums it up perfectly.

There are only two things in the world that give us absolute total happiness. One is unwrapping a newly bought CD, and the other is seeing other people fail.

 

[Gerard]

Who?

The skinny cow from girls allowed with the annoying accent. Though i suppose the skinny cow part could apply to any of them....and the accent part could apply to Cheryl as well...bleh

 

[Cosimo]

LOL I don't know who she is must which explains a lot.

 

[rogue66700]

LOL I don't know who she is must which explains a lot.

I didn't know she had a single out till now, just youtubed it and its poo anyways.

 

[Russinating]

She ain't no Cheryl.

 

[Morgoth]

Her single really is a load of toss, she didn't even sex up the video to make it appealing.

 

[GravyMonster]

Her doing badly actually restores a little of my faith in the music buying populace of this country.

 

["andy"]

nadine > chav queen cheryl

not heard this song mind... and dont intend too !

 

[Von Smallhausen]

She ain't no Cheryl.

She is in a way in so much as she has limited to no talent.

 

[Westie]

she woulda been better off making a porno! then i woulda prolly bought it!