Euromillions £40m Rollover!

qwerty · 28 Jun 2006 at 12:57

I stupidly subscribed to the weekly newsletter for the Euromillions lottery and they keep enticing me in with their promises of lots of money. Anyway, they tricked me into paying a whole £6 (there's a £5 minimum buy when you do it on the internet), but I'll be laughing when I'm £40m up on Friday!

I know I'm going to win because:
a) the draw's the day after my birthday
b) the draw's on the day of my friend's birthday

shifty_uk · 28 Jun 2006 at 12:58

Remember to give me a million when you win

Kerplunk · 28 Jun 2006 at 12:58

At least your very optimistic.

qwerty · 28 Jun 2006 at 12:58

shifty_uk said:
Remember to give me a million if you win

I think you've got auto-replace on to replace 'when' with 'if'.

Sort it out.

shifty_uk · 28 Jun 2006 at 13:01

qwerty said:
I think you've got auto-replace on to replace 'when' with 'if'.

Sort it out.

Fixed

Can I still get a million?

qwerty · 28 Jun 2006 at 13:01

shifty_uk said:
Fixed
Can I still get a million?

lol. Yeah, why not.

is that legally binding?

Visage · 28 Jun 2006 at 13:05

qwerty said:
I stupidly subscribed to the weekly newsletter for the Euromillions lottery and they keep enticing me in with their promises of lots of money. Anyway, they tricked me into paying a whole £6 (there's a £5 minimum buy when you do it on the internet), but I'll be laughing when I'm £40m up on Friday!

I know I'm going to win because:
a) the draw's the day after my birthday
b) the draw's on the day of my friend's birthday

And no-one else in Europe has a birthday the day before and a friend with a birthday on the day?

iBot · 28 Jun 2006 at 13:31

When you win, Give me £500,000 and I'll more than triple it in 3 months.

Saberu · 28 Jun 2006 at 13:36

You probably have more chance of getting cancer

Tommy B · 28 Jun 2006 at 13:42

Saberu said:
You probably have more chance of getting cancer

T'is true

Spuderoony · 28 Jun 2006 at 14:33

Seeing as lotteries are millions to one and I think the chance of getting some form of cancer at some point in your life is near 1 in 3, I would think so.

shifty_uk · 28 Jun 2006 at 14:35

Spuderoony said:
Seeing as lotteries are millions to one and I think the chance of getting some form of cancer at some point in your life is near 1 in 3, I would think so.

That's actually pretty scary.

ballistic · 28 Jun 2006 at 14:35

Kerplunk said:
At least your very optimistic.

you're

Kerplunk · 28 Jun 2006 at 14:36

ballistic said:
you're

Ah, sorry, so its,

you're an idiot.

Mulder · 28 Jun 2006 at 14:37

/Achtung

ballistic · 28 Jun 2006 at 14:41

Kerplunk said:
Ah, sorry, so its,

you're an idiot.

idiot?
i said you're - as in you're optimistic not him