False claims of the "best"?

Nitefly said:
In fact what's the point of cooking for each other when we could just have nutrition drips which would be so much more efficient?
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An excellent point. Perhaps society will one day follow this suggestion.


Redman said:
I vote for "Acceptible Dad, could do better" Father's day cards, "She's alright, but she can have a few too many wines and get embarrasing a little too often" Mother's day cards, and of course "Happy Birthday Son, hope you manage to pull your head out of your **** this year!".

Would make life more interesting.
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Good suggestion. At least that would be a little more realistic/accurate.
 
There is only one "best" under each set of criteria.

Everyone has a different set of criteria to define what the best mum/dad/son/etc ahould be.
Therefor there are justifiably multiple "Best Dad"s.
 
Nitefly said:
Whilst we are on this subject, why do people say hello to each other? Isn't it so pointless? In fact what's the point of cooking for each other when we could just have nutrition drips which would be so much more efficient?

Sod it, I'm advocating for full on matrix scenario where we all are simply batteries in red goo. Who's with me?!
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I'm onboard.

Devrij said:
Que?
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Did you read his threads?
 
Tina Turner said:
I call you when I need you, my heart's on fire
You come to me, come to me wild and wired
Mmm, you come to me
Give me everything I need
Give me a lifetime of promises and a world of dreams
Speak a language of love like you know what it means
Mmm, it can't be wrong
Take my heart and make it strong, baby

You're simply the best, better than all the rest
Better than anyone, anyone I've ever met
I'm stuck on your heart, I hang on every word you say
Tear us apart no, no, baby, I would rather be dead

In your heart I see the star of every night and every day
In your eyes I get lost, I get washed away
Just as long as I'm here in your arms
I could be in no better place

You're simply the best, better than all the rest
Better than anyone, anyone I've ever met
I'm stuck on your heart, I hang on every word you say
Tear us apart no, no, baby, I would rather be dead

Each time you leave me I start losing control
You're walking away with my heart and my soul
I can feel you even when I'm alone
Oh baby, don't let go

Ooh you're the best (woo)
Better than all the rest
Better than anyone, anyone I've ever met
Ooh, I'm stuck on your heart,
I hang on every word you say
Don't tear us apart no, no, no,
Baby, I would rather be dead
Oooh, you're the best!
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Tina Trolled?

Possible to make it the next Rick-roll?
 
Add to that when mothers describe their newborn baby as "the most beautiful little boy/girl in the world"... and then recite the same platitude a few years later when their next one comes along.
 
I nominate this thread for "Oddest thread of 2012".

You seriously need to get out more OP! The claims of somebody being "The best....." are simply in the eyes of the card giver. In their opinion, that person performs their role (dad, mum, sister, brother, dog, goldfish etc etc) better than anybody else does.

Odd..thread is odd!
 
Nitefly said:
Whilst we are on this subject, why do people say hello to each other? Isn't it so pointless? In fact what's the point of cooking for each other when we could just have nutrition drips which would be so much more efficient?

Sod it, I'm advocating for full on matrix scenario where we all are simply batteries in red goo. Who's with me?!
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What about if we all just die? Isn't that really the best solution? It solves EVERY problem.

No more economic recession, no more wars, no more famine, global warming will slow down, endangered animals that are being hunted will run free, and no more Take That.
 
TheCenturion said:
What about if we all just die? Isn't that really the best solution? It solves EVERY problem.

No more economic recession, no more wars, no more famine, global warming will slow down, endangered animals that are being hunted will run free, and no more Take That.
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My ideas have been superseded.

Party round mine to celebrate at 9pm \o/

I'll be making punch.
 
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