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People who leave take away pamphlets in your letter box. I'm sick to death of opening mine to find Abdul's has now opened or Luigi's has a 2 for 1 offer. If I don't leave crap on your doorstep then don't leave it on mine. 
Fly tipping laws should include...
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Soldato
Luckily I don't get that problem.
Agreed. I honestly don't really see the difference between littering an unsolicited mail. I often come home to loads of **** over my floor. At one time i got the same promotional leaflet from some random company FOUR times. I felt like taking it back to them and just chucking it on their floor. It isnt just crappy local leaflets either(that you can put a sign up for), it is stuff from banks,online shops as well.
Im no eco-mentalist but it annoys me that people get shafted motoring wise because of CO2 emissions yet companies can print as much **** as they want and send it all round the country with no re-course.
Sorry, this is something that really grinds my gears
Im no eco-mentalist but it annoys me that people get shafted motoring wise because of CO2 emissions yet companies can print as much **** as they want and send it all round the country with no re-course.
Sorry, this is something that really grinds my gears
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You could collect the leaflets, then track down the distributor and bludgeon the manager until unconscious, dragging his lifeless torso to his home, where you will then tie up and gag his wife and children, listening to their muffled screams as you pile thousands upon thousands of pamphlets, leaflets and fliers around them in a circular wall 7 feet high, singing nursery rhymes to yourself as you do and staring wonderingly into their tear soaked eyes. Then you can laugh menacingly as you drop a single match onto the pile, the smoke the fire creates waking the manager, just in time to watch his family scream at the flames engulfing them, and you, walking calmly out of the burning house, knowing that this act has made you even with the wretched man and his unforgivable deeds.
Or you know, you could put it in the bin.
Or you know, you could put it in the bin.
Soldato
Used to be a kebab house/pizza shop place in my town that used to post the same menu through my letter box every month. Until they closed down.
Like what someone has already said, I felt like collecting them and going in and dumping them on their floor.
Like what someone has already said, I felt like collecting them and going in and dumping them on their floor.
I cherish my door. But I had one years ago which said No religious Groups, No Sales People, No Canvassers and they all still came.
I'm sure Royal Mail have a list of people who do not wish to receive these kind of leaflets. Take Aways need to subscribe and pay to this scheme so they don't regularly litter people's houses.
Soldato
Collect them all from your neighbours, wait until you've a car full of them and go and post them back through the takeaways door!
Soldato
you can opt out of junk from them
"Customers who want to stop unaddressed post being delivered through their letterbox by Royal Mail their call helpline on 08457 950 950.
Their e-mail is [email protected] or write to Freepost RRBT-ZBXB-TTTS, Door to Door customer services - Opt-Outs, Royal Mail, Kingsmead House, Oxpens Road, Oxford, OX1 1RX. "
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Soldato
Amazing, thank you.
Jehovas Witness? Just tell them you are disfellowed and they will run like you're the devil.
Soldato
Man of Honour
They go straight into the green bin. It really isn't worth getting worked up about.
