It is when you are emptying yourself out of both ends and you only make it the toilet be sheer luck when you start praying...
Had a horrific case in France once, raced to the toilet, exploded from the rear, jumped off the toilette on to my knees without flushing and purged, 30s later back into a seating position and more volcanic explosions that were not really contained, a few minute slater back onto my knees for a quart more of vomit. Took about 3 flushes to clear and the stench would wake the dead. I lay by the toilette bowl in the recovery poison for 15-20 minute.
Had a horrific case in France once, raced to the toilet, exploded from the rear, jumped off the toilette on to my knees without flushing and purged, 30s later back into a seating position and more volcanic explosions that were not really contained, a few minute slater back onto my knees for a quart more of vomit. Took about 3 flushes to clear and the stench would wake the dead. I lay by the toilette bowl in the recovery poison for 15-20 minute.
