Football Banter Thread

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I'm surprised there's any left after the amount that was sprayed on Liverpool's title hopes at Selhurst Park a few months ago.
 
Certainly not banter but Ravel Morrison is in trouble again for allegedly assaulting two women. Witness intimidation, assault - sounds such a lovely guy. I wonder if Gold and Sullivan will still push Big Sam on keeping him......?
 
Listening to Absolute Radio and just heard:

"[requester's name] who's a Southampton season ticket holder wants me to pick him a song. OK". Queue the drumroll signalling the start of It's the End of the World as We Know It.

It tickled me anyway. :D
 
A sensible way forward:

FA announces new rules for head injuries. The new rules and guidelines being introduced for the 2014/15 Barclays Premier League season including:

• Premier League Rules making clear that when a serious head injury is suffered on the pitch (in matches or training) that the ruling of the doctor/medical practitioner is final.

• The role of “Tunnel Doctors” (it is a new requirement for all Premier League matches to include a Tunnel Doctor) will include supporting the home and/or away team doctors in helping recognise the signs of concussion.

• Making it mandatory for all Premier League medical staff to carry the Concussion Recognition Tool

• Annual baseline testing should take place on each Premier League player

More:

http://www.thefa.com/news/2014/aug/head-injuries-in-football
 
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