Football Banter Thread

Evil Kagawa @evilkagawa · Aug 10

Today I submit transfer request!
"Dear United. Kagawa submit request to transfer:
Cleverley
Nani
Smalling
Valencia
& Mata"

Now we wait.
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God damned it's fantastic, so many cracking posts.

Evil Kagawa @evilkagawa · Aug 12

Do Gaal know what happen manager if put Kagawa bench?
I say "Have you no heard of Moyes?" He say no!

So funny I no even care I on bench.
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Evil Kagawa @evilkagawa · Aug 15

During train Kagawa smash ball to face of Nani. He unconscious,..7 MINUTE! Team laugh. Gaal say it most productive 7 minute in life of Nani!
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Few of my favourites. My working theory is it really is Kagawa and it's why he doesn't get in the team :p
 
Head butts opponent player in front of witnesses, CCTV and then immediately runs away:

French club Bastia say they are not punishing striker Brandao after he headbutted Paris Saint-Germain midfielder Thiago Motta at the end of their Ligue 1 match.
In a statement released on Monday, Bastia added they will leave any decision up to sanction Brandao up to French Football Federation bosses.
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Priceless, guess they want to see how hard the league will be on him?
 
By the sounds of it he injured at least one, maybe two players in the game. He did a knee to the back which fractured a vertebrae and I'm not sure if he injured Ibra as well who torn a rib muscle.

He has apparently done similarly bad tackles against PSG in particular in several other games. Seems to be a complete **** and sounds like he deserves a ridiculously severe ban. You would think that Motta may have done something to provoke him, but by the sounds of his actions over multiple games against PSG it's Brandao who was provoking everyone else... so a bit ridiculous to then go and want revenge after a game.

Not that it would be right but you could understand a PSG player doing it to Brandao after attempting to and successfully injuring players on your team, but when you're the guy hurting everyone then you're also the guy looking for revenge in the tunnel... crack pot.
 
In the video, Motta looks like he's just walking by and Brandao simply goes for him.


Absolute coward! There is no justification, he should claim asylum in Uruguay and hire Suarez's lawyer.
 
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The thing about this one, which sets it apart from on-pitch incidents, is that it was completely pre-meditated. Nobody can claim it was "in the heat of the moment", or just a misjudged move in a contact sport. No - he waited for him calmly on the tunnel afterwards, then headbutted him (a real headbutt not a Pardew-style head shove), and ran off like a coward.

I don't want to get over dramatic, but the way it was done off pitch and with planning, I'd say it becomes a matter for the police. That's common assault. It's no different to any member of the public waiting for a colleague outside of work and breaking his nose.
 
Is he a good player for Bastia? Do they think he's done for by the French League authorities so there is no point in any form of internal disciplinary?
 
Duff-Man said:
The thing about this one, which sets it apart from on-pitch incidents, is that it was completely pre-meditated. Nobody can claim it was "in the heat of the moment", or just a misjudged move in a contact sport. No - he waited for him calmly on the tunnel afterwards, then headbutted him (a real headbutt not a Pardew-style head shove), and ran off like a coward.

I don't want to get over dramatic, but the way it was done off pitch and with planning, I'd say it becomes a matter for the police. That's common assault. It's no different to any member of the public waiting for a colleague outside of work and breaking his nose.
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I agree with you, I also think that deserves a bigger ban than Suarez. Disgraceful that the club would do nothing as well.
 
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