Forget pooing through a letterbox

Pah! And when you show a girl your boner and tell them it's an emergency they don't believe you! This'll learn 'em :(
 
Perhaps he was going above and beyond the call of duty...

This one really makes me laugh!
Last August a man who was having work done on his late mother’s house at Dairies Road in Monea became suspicious after observing a “puddle” on the floor just inside the front door of the house, the court heard.
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After police examined the footage Camblin was interviewed and denied urinating, but admitted masturbating.
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Sorry, but wouldn't you be better off saying you'd urinated ? If they were unsure of which it was why admit to masturbating?

Either way, odd....
 
Maybe he thought it was a glory hole, realised it wasn't and thought, 'What the hell, I'm already here now, may as well finish it myself'
 
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